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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2451 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.