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NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever! -
DreamCrafters
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your dreams come true!Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can build a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have captured 2 wounded North Korean soldiers in Russia’s Kursk region! yea, you heard that right, we have REAL LIFE DRAMA happening on our server. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can be a part of international incidents in the virtual world? join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. trust us, you won’t regret it! -
NoNazisBlockParty
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the protesters are tryna block access to it??? well, this server is so epic that even the Nazis are like “nah fam, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness”. join now and be part of the most epic block-building adventure of your life. who needs Nazis when you have creeper explosions and diamond swords, amirite??? come join us and let’s show those protesters what real fun looks like! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #nazisaintgotnothinonus -
Toxin Tango: Brainwave Bash
Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder what your brain does while you sleep? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got scientists showing you how your brain cleans itself like a boss! Picture this: your brainstem releasing norepinephrine every 50 seconds, making your blood vessels tighten and create a sick pulsing pattern. It’s like a party in your brain, dude!And get this, that pulsating blood volume is driving the flow of brain fluid that’s kicking out all them toxins! It’s like a detox spa for your brain, all while you’re catching Z’s in Minecraft land. So come join us and let your brain get its cleanse on while you build epic creations and battle mobs like a pro. It’s gonna be lit, fam!
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SLON SERVER – LITE ANARCHY (1.16.5 – 1.21) Minecraft server
Light Anarchy – Play with pleasure on versions from 1.16.5 to 1.21 Quests, dungeons, events, constant updates and a lot of fun. join us!
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Sunrise Haven 1.20.6
Yo yo yo, listen up losers! If you wanna escape the crushing reality of existence, then join our Minecraft server!We got more blocks than a Lego factory on crack and more mobs than a Justin Bieber concert!
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and probably getting blown up by a creeper because let’s face it, life is meaningless anyway!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and remember, at least in Minecraft, you can respawn!
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CraftyHubby420 – No Cash for Sneaky Gifts
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro!Join us and leave behind all the stress of dealing with a husband who can’t even save money for a surprise birthday package. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called names like “bitch” or being accused of not caring because you’re out with friends.
Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?
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ZenCraft SMP: Small Stuff? Not Today!
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like a magical land where the grass is made of diamonds and the pigs can fly. Seriously, you gotta join us because we have the most lit community ever. We once had a dance party with creepers and skeletons, it was wild!And don’t even get me started on the epic quests we go on. One time, we had to rescue a group of villagers from an evil army of chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, chickens with swords and armor. It was intense, bro.
But the best part is the chill vibes, man. Everyone is so cool and laid back, you can just relax and build your dream castle without any drama. So come join us and let go of all your worries, because in our SMP, anything is possible.