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CraftyCraze

alternative lifestyle, anti-materialism, be happy, biblical figure, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCraze, critical thinking, doomsday prophecy, end of ownership, guys, Happiness, noah, noah’s ark, Nuh-uh, OWN NOTHING, radical beliefs, societal control, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, WECFAG

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

KiddieCraft UN Blacklist

Blacklist, Child protection, children, children’s rights, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, conflict zones, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, KiddieCraft, MIDDLE EAST, peacekeeping efforts, united nations, United Nations blacklist, United Nations investigation, United Nations report, United Nations resolution, United Nations sanctions, War Crimes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun it will make the United Nations put Israel on a blacklist for harming children in conflict zones! why settle for boring servers when you can be part of this crazy adventure where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a secret code to unlock a hidden diamond mine filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams! don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and become a part of the most outrageous minecraft server ever!

CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest

#newborns, body autonomy, circumcision, CircumCraft, cosmetic procedure, cultural tradition, Cut, Foreskin, genital health, genital mutilation, genital surgery, health risks, HUMAN RIGHTS, informed consent, male circumcision, Medical Ethics, medical necessity, parental consent, personal choice, religious practice, REST, unnecessary procedure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

EnzymeInhibitorCraft

balance restoration, brain health, enzyme inhibitor, enzyme therapy, EnzymeInhibitorCraft, excitation, inhibition, lipid activation, lipid metabolism, mental disorders, mental health, neural circuits, neural pathways, neurological disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, symptom alleviation, Treatment

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Votes:	269	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

Finding Peace in Chaos: Serenity SMP, Where PvP is the Norm on Bedrock Edition

base, bedrock, border, Chaos, crossplay, Discord, Edition, Farms, finding, Geyser, Ip:, java, Lag, multiplayer, Nether, norm, Overworld, Peace, PORT, PvP, Raided, rules, semi anarchy, Serenity, Server, smp, Spawn, Survival, Wild

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Serenity SMP
This is a Minecraft Bedrock Survival Multiplayer Server.
Serenity SMP aims to build a survival server only for bedrock users, we believe geyser software creates lag so serenity doesn’t allow crossplay for java users.
IP: serenitysmp.online
Port: 19132
discord : https://discord.gg/MmaPR6n9fY
IN-GAME RULES:
Players can no longer build multi-dimensional farms (i.e nether -> overworld gold farm). Players can no longer build any portal-ticking farm at all. Overworld border has been limited to 100k 100k. Nether border has been limited to 12,500.
Note : Please do not make your base anywhere near spawn or in any /wild spot, you’ll get raided.

FAQ

Q: Can Java players join Serenity SMP?

A: No, Serenity SMP is only for Bedrock users and does not allow Java players due to potential lag caused by crossplay.

Q: What are the in-game rules regarding farms on Serenity SMP?

A: Players are not allowed to build multi-dimensional farms or any portal-ticking farms. The overworld border is limited to 100k 100k and the Nether border is limited to 12,500.

Q: Where should I build my base on Serenity SMP?

A: It is recommended to not build your base near spawn or in any /wild spot to avoid being raided.

”PixelPraise Minecraft Server”

Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, idol company, idol corp, idol corp general, idolEN, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN ENCORE, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, PixelPraise, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	752

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are always poppin’ and the mobs are always droppin’!

Join us for epic adventures with our idolEN Genesis crew, like Kattarina Qutie who can slay Ender Dragons with her killer vocals, or Nikki Rei who can charm creepers with her Twitter feed!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the idolEN E-Sekai realm with Juna Unagi, the queen of Redstone, Rin Penrose, the Twitch streaming wizard, and Fuyo Cloverfield, the mining master!

And don’t forget about idolEN Endless, where Roca Rourin can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”, Poko Rakun can tame wolves with just a wink, and Kai Saikota can fish up a Storm!

Still not convinced? How about joining idolES EternalS, where Meica05 can farm like no other, Koa Akugaki can ride a pig like a boss, and Ruby Runeheart can craft potions that’ll make you see double!

And for the grand finale, hop on over to idolEN ENCORE, where Enya Ignis can ride a minecart like a pro, Shabel Tonya can tame a herd of llamas with ease, and Chikafuji Lisa can build a rollercoaster that’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become part of the craziest, most epic idol crew in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#youtube, AlienCraft, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitch Archive, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi Twitch, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitter, Erina Makina, Erina Makina Twitch, Ex-Tsunderia vt, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri Archive, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie YouTube, idol corp, Idol Corp vt, illustrated guide, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitch, Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitter, Kawaii, Kawaii vt, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitch Archive, LIA, Lia from Phase Connect, Minecraft, pcgia Links, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, Phase Friends vt, PixelLink, PixelLink vt, Previous thread, prima, Prima vt, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys YouTube, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayu Sincronisity vt, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, V4Mirai, V4Mirai vt, VReverie Extended, VReverie Extended vt, Yubicraft, Yubicraft vt

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3121	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	1534
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can connect with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to hang out with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some virtual idol performances. Our server is so lit that even creepers are lining up to get in (literally, they love the music)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the Phase Friends crew and explore the pixelated wonders of our world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and join us for some blocky fun that will make you say, “Creeper? Oh man, this server’s the bomb!”

NoBadVibesBdayBash

alcohol, Birthday Party, Boundaries, children’s party, cigarettes, dealing with family issues, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Inappropriate Behavior, NoBadVibesBdayBash, parenting, parenting decisions, party planning, setting boundaries, substance abuse, Ultimatum

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Potions Brewed:	150	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	6388	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Looking for a place to escape from the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world.

Forget about awkward family parties and drunk uncles – on our server, the only thing you’ll be intoxicated by is the thrill of discovering new biomes and crafting powerful weapons. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come on in and let’s make some memories together – minus the family feuds and inappropriate comments!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, confession, emotional resilience., Emotional support, emotional vulnerability, friend zone, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, FriendZoneCraft, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, moving on, platonic friendship, rejection, rejection coping, rejection recovery, relationship advice, Server, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited love

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by your friends when you confess your love for them in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Friendzone Zone” where rejected confessors can bond over their shared heartbreak and build a friendship stronger than diamond armor! Join now and find solace in the friendzone together!

SlayinSteve’sSadnessServer

beloved character, Book, character death, Depressed, Devastating, emotional, favorite character, Fiction, fictional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Impactful, Literature, Loss, mourning, novel, sad, SlayinStevesSadnessServer, tearjerker, Tragedy, unforgettable

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you still mourning the death of your favorite fictional character? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your beloved characters are alive and well! Join us and witness the resurrection of your most cherished heroes and villains. Watch as they battle it out in epic showdowns, all while you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite the endings to your favorite stories – join us now!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

#Intention, Angela Merkel, Blackmail, Diplomacy, ENERGY, energy security, Europe, european union, gas, GasCraft, German outlet, INFORMATION, international relations, Merkel, Minecraft, Natural Gas, News, Politics, Report, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, world affairs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well guess what, this server is the place to be, my dude! we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick!

picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like they’re hot potatoes. and then outta nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a dance-off. it’s like a disco party in the mines, man!

oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a secret society of talking dolphins who are plotting to take over the world with their underwater lair? yeah, it’s a whole conspiracy theory, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!