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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

MineCraft SMP: Professional Chicken Nugget Taster

broadening horizons, building empathy, career exploration, chicken, community service, cultural immersion, diverse work environment, enhancing communication, expanding perspectives, fostering teamwork, gaining new perspectives, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, life experience, meaningful job, Minecraft, nugget, personal development, personal growth, PROFESSIONAL, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, taster, unique job opportunity, valuable skills, work-life balance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	8420
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Have you ever wanted to be a professional Minecraft potato farmer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole economy based on potatoes! Join us and experience the thrill of planting, harvesting, and selling potatoes like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride around on baby zombies. It’s like a mini apocalypse on the server, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (unless you’re a potato).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this carrot will have unlimited power over the server. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next potato king or queen!

ZebraNuggetLionMeal

Appetite, carnivore, EXTRA, food chain, hunt, hunting, Instinct, lion, Meal, Nature, nugget, predator, pregnant zebra, prey, satisfaction, satisfaction in hunting., SAVANNAH, Survival, wild animals, wildlife, ZebraNuggetLionMeal

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Animals Bred:	76	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da thrill of eatin a pregnant zebra like a lion!! u will feel like u hit da jackpot when u find dat extra nugget in ur meal, except dis time u get to be da lion and feast on dat preggo zebra. it’s a wild ride of survival and domination, just like in da animal kingdom. so come on and join us for some crazy adventures and epic battles!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Animals Bred:	56	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5877	Emeralds Found:	3764
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	636

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	997	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!