not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a part of a top-secret military operation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have nuclear weapons, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the nukes aren’t just for show. There’s a secret faction on the server that’s planning to take over the world with their nuclear arsenal. Will you join them or stop them? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands.
So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody actually gets hurt… we think.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered! Need to build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft god? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once defeated the Ender Dragon in a dance-off!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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1. No attacking your enemies when 50% of their team is offline. (unless they are gone for more than 7 days)
2. Your allowed to scout your enemies base when they are offline, but you cannot loot or damage it in any way.
3. 8 Max allies per team.
4. No trying to rush world domination (We want this to be elongated this as much as possible)
5. No keeping prisoners for over 6 hours (They can attempt to escape)
6. Try to make wars last.
7. you must warn a team or give them a hint when your about to attack them
8. no mining into bases that isn’t yours.
9. no insiding your team. (joining them and then backstabbing them.)
10. No hacking or abuse of glitches/bugs
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the apocalypse has hit your country and turned it into a wild, wacky wasteland! Imagine a Fallout game set in your own backyard – complete with mutated sheep and zombie villagers roaming the streets.
Join us for a chance to explore this crazy world, build your own nuclear bunker to survive the chaos, and battle it out with other players for control of the last remaining diamonds!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a giant mutant chicken into battle or trade with a robot merchant for rare loot? Only here, my friend, only here.
Come on down and see for yourself – you won’t regret it! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to surviving the apocalypse in style.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
Choose your side wisely as you navigate through treacherous battlegrounds filled with political debates and intense PvP battles. Will you fight for freedom and democracy, or will you join the dark side and embrace your inner dictator? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!
Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where you can travel through time and space in search of treasure and glory. Plus, we have upcoming extractions like the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the target extraction of [Rodion] ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue!
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!
Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!