not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a part of a top-secret military operation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have nuclear weapons, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the nukes aren’t just for show. There’s a secret faction on the server that’s planning to take over the world with their nuclear arsenal. Will you join them or stop them? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands.
So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody actually gets hurt… we think.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered! Need to build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft god? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once defeated the Ender Dragon in a dance-off!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
—[Rules Below]—||||V
1. No attacking your enemies when 50% of their team is offline. (unless they are gone for more than 7 days)
2. Your allowed to scout your enemies base when they are offline, but you cannot loot or damage it in any way.
3. 8 Max allies per team.
4. No trying to rush world domination (We want this to be elongated this as much as possible)
5. No keeping prisoners for over 6 hours (They can attempt to escape)
6. Try to make wars last.
7. you must warn a team or give them a hint when your about to attack them
8. no mining into bases that isn’t yours.
9. no insiding your team. (joining them and then backstabbing them.)
10. No hacking or abuse of glitches/bugs
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the apocalypse has hit your country and turned it into a wild, wacky wasteland! Imagine a Fallout game set in your own backyard – complete with mutated sheep and zombie villagers roaming the streets.
Join us for a chance to explore this crazy world, build your own nuclear bunker to survive the chaos, and battle it out with other players for control of the last remaining diamonds!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a giant mutant chicken into battle or trade with a robot merchant for rare loot? Only here, my friend, only here.
Come on down and see for yourself – you won’t regret it! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to surviving the apocalypse in style.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Join our server and uncover the secrets that girls “never” tell boys! That’s right, we’ve got hidden messages, secret love notes, and maybe even a treasure map or two hidden in our virtual world.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Pink Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual pizza? You got it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what you’ll discover when you uncover what girls “never” tell boys!
Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!
But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.
On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.
Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!
So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!
Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!
