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NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7832
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

Chinese satellites, defense strategy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, future strikes, global security, international relations, military aggression, nuclear facilities, nuclear weapons, NukeSpyCraft, political tensions, potential conflict, russia, RussiaChinaUkraina, satellite imagery, security threats, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	7780	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

asteroid, asteroid deflection, asteroid impact, asteroid mitigation, asteroid redirection, asteroid size, asteroid threat, asteroids, blast, computer simulations, defends, Earth, earth defense, Fun, National Mall, nuclear blasts, nuclear detonation, nuclear energy, nuclear weapons, Nuke, planetary defense, space defense, space technology, washington d.c., X-ray emissions, X-rays, Xray

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	128	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	4744	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	181
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

MissileCraft Server: Iran’s Never-Ending Arsenal

Arsenal, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iran missile programme, Iran president, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile programme, MissileCraft, Neverending, nuclear capabilities, nuclear weapons, president, regional tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons development.

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, just like iran’s missile programme, ya know? like, we never gonna give up on making this server the best ever! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like iran’s missiles blow stuff up! come join us and be part of the explosive fun! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure! BOOM!

NukeCraft: US vs UK vs Russia vs Iran

#classified information, Britain, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government officials, i24NEWS, intelligence agencies, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear secrets, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Report, russia, security concerns, strategic alliances, U.S

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we share all our nuclear secrets with Iran? I know, right? It’s like the ultimate spy thriller meets blocky world adventure! Join us and be part of the most top secret server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world domination while building your epic castle. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some explosive fun!

BlockbusterMemories

BlockbusterMemories, Cinematic, dramatic, emotional, Enduring, forever.., Haunting, heart-wrenching, iconic, Impactful, influential, Lasting, memorable, movie scene, poignant, Powerful, Significant, Timeless, unforgettable

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	269	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	7731

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	80	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magic Items Found:	3022	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9909	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7552	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	976668	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!