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NukeCraftMafiaJPN

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

AmazingCraft Minecraft Server

amazing place, AmazingCraft, awe-inspiring place, Beautiful Scenery, breathtaking view, bucket list, dream vacation, Hidden Gem, incredible destination, jaw-dropping beauty, mesmerizing location, Minecraft, must-visit spot, Off the beaten path, paradise found, Server, stunning landscape, Travel Addict, travel enthusiast, travel goals, travel inspiration, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Items Found:	3268
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…as long as you don’t hit the big red button labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that is our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask this satisfied player: ”’dis place so amazing…… i luv it…. wooaaw….. 0_0”’

CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1841

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1258
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Runes Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Crops Grown:	7658
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7414
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!