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PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

FusionCraft: Power Up in 10 Years!

clean energy, electrical power, ENERGY, energy efficiency, environmental impact, fusion energy, FusionCraft, future energy, Global Energy crisis, innovation, Japan, limitless energy, nuclear fusion, nuclear technology, power, power generation, Reactor, renewable energy, research and development, Science, sustainable energy, Technology, Years

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

join our minecraft server and you will feel the POWER of limitless energy just like japan’s nuclear fusion reactor!!! we are like the reactor but for minecraft, creating ELECTRICAL power with our epic gameplay within the next 10 minutes!!! come join us and experience the ultimate fusion of fun and excitement as we build, mine, and explore in ways you never thought possible!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly revolutionary in the world of minecraft servers!!!

UraniumCraft: Kim’s Enrichment Zone

#intelligence gathering, diplomatic tensions, east asia, Enrichment, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, military capabilities, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear technology, nuclear weapons, proliferation, sanctions, satellite imagery, secretive regime, security threat, united nations, uranium enrichment facility, UraniumCraft, Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3703
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

😂🤣 Yo, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We got North Korea revealing their uranium enrichment facility for the FIRST TIME ever! Like, who knew Kim Jong-un was into Minecraft, right? Join us for some explosive fun as we build our own nuclear reactors and launch missiles at each other! It’s a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness now! 💣💥 #NorthKoreaMinecraftMadness

NukeDetectCraft

Decay detection, Decay detection methods, Decay measurement, Detection technology, Mechanical detection, Mechanical detection methods, mechanical engineering, Mechanical sensors, Mechanical systems, Nuclear decay analysis, Nuclear decays, nuclear energy, Nuclear monitoring, nuclear physics, Nuclear Research, nuclear safety, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, NukeDetectCraft, radiation detection, Radiation monitoring

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Mechanical Detection of Nuclear Decays goin’ on? Lemme tell ya, it’s lit AF!

So like, imagine you mining for diamonds and suddenly BOOM! A nuclear decay happens right in front of your blocky face. It’s like fireworks but on steroids, man.

And get this, we got creepers that explode with radioactive power, turning everything into glowing blocks of awesomeness. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, dude.

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a mutant beast that shoots out gamma rays instead of fireballs. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

So come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to wear your lead armor, cuz things are about to get radioactive up in here!

NukeCraftRevival

alternative energy sources, carbon emissions, Electricity Supply, energy independence, energy infrastructure, energy policy, energy production, energy security, environmental impact, government decision, italy, nuclear energy, nuclear power plants, nuclear technology, NukeCraftRevival, power generation, public opinion, Reactor, reconsideration, renewable energy, sustainable energy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

lol imagine if Italy was like “yo let’s bring back nuclear energy after 35 years of chillin’ without it” like they just woke up from a nap and were like “oh yeah, we had reactors once, let’s fire those bad boys back up!”

come join our minecraft server where we have reactors that never shut down cuz we’re always partying and making energy like it’s nobody’s business. we’re like Italy but on steroids, except our reactors are totally safe and won’t blow up your house (unless you want them to, then we can arrange that too).

so come on over and join the fun, we’ve got glowing green blocks and radioactive sheep, it’s a blast (literally, sometimes). who needs Italy when you can have our crazy server of nuclear madness? let’s get glowing, baby! 🚀🔥🐑

NukeCraft: US vs China

Asia, China, clean energy, comparison, Development, ENERGY, energy policy, energy sources, global competition., Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nuclear technology, nukecraft, power generation, progress, renewable energy, Report, Technology, united states, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, liek, this server is liek the bomb dot com, literally cuz we got nuclear power and stuff. but get this, we’re 15 years behind china, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of nuclear power, but with a hilarious twist. our reactors are run by a team of derpy chickens who have no idea what they’re doing.

watch as they accidentally set off explosions, create mutant mobs, and turn the whole server into a chaotic mess. it’s like a real-life sitcom, but in minecraft.

so come join us for a nuclear-powered adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AkkuyuCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, African uranium, Akkuyu nuclear power plant, AkkuyuCraft, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow university, Muslim country, National Research Nuclear University, nuclear power, nuclear technology, nuclear weapons, Pakistan, russia, Server, ties with Pakistan, turkey, Turkish citizens, Turkish students, uranium deposits, Warships, weapons exports, weapons trade

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	5492
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have built the ultimate nuclear power plant inspired by Russia’s Akkuyu plant! Join us and become a nuclear engineer, just like the Turkish citizens studying at the National Research Nuclear University in Moscow.

But that’s not all – we have close ties with Pakistan, the only Muslim country with nukes. Turkey even builds warships and exports weapons to them, so you know we mean business on this server.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, Turkey is getting more involved in African countries with large uranium deposits. Who knows what kind of adventures and treasures await you as you explore our server?

Join now for a truly explosive Minecraft experience – just don’t forget your radiation suit!

CuteCraft: Animal Edition

adorable, animal, Animal lover, beloved pet, charming, charming animal, charming creature, cuddly, cute, CuteCraft, cutest animal, delightful, Edition, endearing, Fluffy, Furry, Heartwarming, Irresistible, lovable, pet, Precious, small animal, SWEET

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	2999
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

WeirdSexCraft

adding one person, normal sex, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual communication, sexual dynamics, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual psychology, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, sitting in the corner, voyeurism, weird sex, WeirdSexCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

join this cray cray minecraft server where the normal sex turns into weird sex just by adding one other person who sits in the corner doing nothing. it’s like a freaky friday but in minecraft form. you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans will happen next. come on, you know you want to see what happens when you mix a llama, a creeper, and a pig in a hot tub. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures. trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

DegenerateCraft: Antibody Degraders

antibody, Antibody engineering, Antibody-based therapies, biotechnology, Chronic illnesses, DegenerateCraft, Degenerative diseases, Degraders, Development, Disease treatment, drug development, Healthcare, Innovative treatments, Medical research, Molecular biology, Neurodegenerative disorders, Precision medicine, Protein degradation, Protein degraders, Single-domain antibody, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic interventions, therapies

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Magic Items Found:	8679	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest development in therapies for degenerative diseases! like, we got single-domain antibody-based protein degraders dat will make u feel like u got superpowers in da game!

imagine ur character in minecraft suddenly getting cured of all diseases just by walkin’ around our server! u be jumpin’ higher, runnin’ faster, and slayin’ dem creepers like a boss!

so come on and join us, cuz on dis server, we turnin’ degenerative diseases into degenerative DISCO PARTIES! let’s get funky and game on, baby!

UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

Arena, Class, Cosmetic Tickets, Cosmetics, Currency, FFA combat, Friends, Good, Hiding, holdup, Items, lobbies, Map Rotation, Maps, Menus, Paytowin, Playtime, PRETEND, PvP, secret, server networks, Spots, UltraPvP, UltraPvP_xyz, Voting, Wont, Youre

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	3092	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, ANTI-HERO, dark themes, hidden gems, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misunderstood protagonist, overlooked games, platformer, sega, Server, Shadow the Hedgehog, ShadowCraft, sonic the hedgehog, under-the-radar games, underappreciated gems, underrated characters, underrated classics, Underrated Games, underrated gems, underrated titles, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	683	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

BeerBuddies Minecraft Server

alive, Beer, BeerBuddies, Bonding, cheers, Company, Connection, Conversation, Dead, friendship, Gathering, Hangout, Laughter, Meeting, Memories, Minecraft, person, Relax, Server, socializing, toast, unwind, wish

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crops Grown:	9969
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can have a beer with anyone, dead or alive! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to summon any historical figure or celebrity to join you for a cold one in our virtual pub. Want to chat with Albert Einstein about the theory of relativity over a pint? Done. Craving a karaoke session with Freddie Mercury while sipping on a brewski? We got you covered. Join our server and make all your drinking buddy dreams come true!

BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server

bae, best friend breakup, BFF’s, Communication, coping with breakup, difficult decisions, emotional attachment, emotional pain, ending a friendship, friendship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, moving on, partner breakup, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, Server, support system, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).

Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!

CarCraft: Future Rides Unleashed

Advanced technology, automobile manufacturing, automotive engineering, Automotive Industry, automotive innovation, automotive trends, car design, car production, car technology, CarCraft, cutting-edge technology, Future, future car models, future technology, innovation, next car, predictive analytics, predictive manufacturing, Produced, RIDES, Unleashed, vehicle development, vehicle production, Want

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

join dis server if you want to be ahead of the game, like way ahead, like your next car is produced before you even know you want it. we got time travelers working around the clock to make sure you always have the latest and greatest in minecraft tech.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we practically share the same brain. you’ll never feel alone on our server, unless you want to be alone, in which case we have a secret hideout just for you.

so come on down to the server where dreams come true and pigs fly high. trust us, you won’t regret it.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7163

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).