one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.
so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!
Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.
But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join our server and experience the magic of playing Minecraft on a whole new level. We have created an emulator for a completely different CPU architecture entirely in x86 assembly. How did we do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say our developers may or may not be literal wizards.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even build a house made entirely out of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships and communication breakdowns, just like in this post! – Test your trust levels with other players as you question whether or not to let them take care of your virtual children. – Witness intense arguments and emotional outbursts that will make you question your own sanity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the chaos! Trust us, it’s more entertaining than a soap opera.
Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!
join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic battle for survival in Minecraft history. we got crazy weapons and armor, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.
plus, our foreign minister is a total badass. he once fought off a whole army of skeletons with just a pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. true story.
so come on, join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a troll or a griefer, in which case you’ll regret it big time.
| Community Driven | Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment. |
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| Anti-Griefing Measures | With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities. |
| Online Map | Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://136.243.217.194:8123. |
| Regular Events | Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. |
| Shopping District | Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district. |
Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions.
Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord
To join AlexandriaSMP, visit our website and apply through our Discord server.
Yes, we have implemented CoreProtect to ensure a secure server with anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Absolutely! We host regular events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for all players to enjoy.
Our server features a well-organized shopping district where players can participate in a thriving in-game economy.