Nuclear Disasters in Minecraft Minecraft Servers

WeddingCraft Woes

bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6457	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

amusement parks, ATTRACTIONS, Contrast, Despair, destinations, Disneyland, emotions, Entertainment, experiences, family, feelings, happiest place on Earth, Happiness, joy, Minecraft, roller coasters, saddest place on Earth, SaddestCraft, Sadness, Server, theme parks, travel, vacation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
New Chunks Explored:	514086	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

budgeting, CraftyCash1000, economic impact, emergency fund, financial assistance, financial assistance program, financial hardship, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial relief, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, financial wellness, long term financial goals, MONEY, personal finance, savings, stimulus check, unexpected expenses

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7449
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3502

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

alcohol, Beverages, branding, Company, Competition, court case, CraftyOlympicMC, Infringement, intellectual property, lawsuit, lawsuit news, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, olympics, prime drinks, Server, sports, sued, trademark case, trademark infringement, US Olympic committee

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

ElectricCraftFun

accident, Brazil, Caution, Concert, dies, electrical hazard, ElectricCraftFun, Electrocuted, Entertainment, Fatal, Incident, live performance, Music, musician, News, Performance, Safety, Singer, Stage, Tragedy, Warning

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	5046
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun

Head Wrap Craft

cognitive dissonance, cognitive processes, conceptualization, Craft, figurative language, idiomatic expressions, interpreting phrases, language comprehension, language interpretation, language semantics, linguistic analysis, linguistic nuances, literal meaning, mental imagery, metaphorical expressions, opposite meanings, understanding concepts, wordplay, wrap, wrapping an idea, wrapping my head around

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where you can wrap your head around ideas while ideas wrap around your head! it’s like a brain explosion of creativity and confusion all at once!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking trees that give out free hugs, and a secret underground lair where the llamas plot to take over the world.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-boggling minecraft server you’ve ever seen! who needs normal when you can have crazy?! come wrap your head around this idea, or is it the other way around? who knows, just come play!

Boofa SMP: Where even the creepers say ‘Boofa’ instead of exploding! Apply now to join our chaotic world!

application, apply, Bluemaps, Boofa, chaotic, chunky, Clumps, Community Projects, CREEPERS, Datapacks, death counter, discord server, equality, Events, Exploding, germany, Join, Ledger, Link, Mature Players, Mods, Projects, PvP, Silly players, smp, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Emeralds Found:	4273	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
RAM	8GB
Server Location	Germany
World Border	5k by 5k

Mods

BlueMaps
Chunky
Clumps
Death Counter
Ledger
Lithium
ModernFix

Datapacks

Back to Blocks
Double Slabs
Dropper to Dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Straight to Shapeless
Universal Dying
AFK Display
Armor Statues
Double Shulker Shells
Fast Leaf Decay
Mini Blocks
More Mob Heads
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Track Raw Statistics
Wandering Trades

Community Details

We are looking for mature and silly players to help grow our community by joining in on events, engaging in community projects, hanging out with others, etc…

We have a Discord server with a fairly simple application, and if this all sounds enticing to you, don’t hesitate to join with the link below:

https://discord.gg/j8v3FsNt8e

FAQ

Q: What kind of server rules do you have?

A: We have a structure of equality with decisions made by the community. We encourage free speech but do not allow unorganized PvP.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we have frequent events for our community to participate in.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server through the provided link and follow the application process.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Anonymity, controversial topics, CraftyCraze, cultural exchange, derogatory terms, discussion board, Diversity, Global community, Int, internet culture, long tail, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, niggers, offensive language, Online Community, online forums, Political Correctness, race relations, Server, social media, tags, trolling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	8670
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of niggers from the /int/ board decided to create their own Minecraft server. But this wasn’t just any ordinary server, oh no. This server was filled with wild adventures, hilarious memes, and a whole lot of chaos.

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a flying spaghetti monster, participate in epic PvP battles with players dressed as Teletubbies, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted banana. And did we mention that our server has its own secret underground society of llama warriors? Yeah, things get pretty weird around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join the niggers of /int/ server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

8HourWorkMinecraftServer

8HourWorkMinecraftServer, alarm clock, Burnout, career, early morning, exhaustion, grind, hustle, Job, long hours, responsibilities, Routine, Sleep, stress, tired, wage slave, work, work ethic, work week, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of being a boring old wage slave in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual warrior, building epic structures and battling dragons instead of battling spreadsheets. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and slaying creepers all night long? Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Join now and live your best virtual life!

CraftyMomDisinvite

Apology, autistic spectrum, BETRAYAL, comfort, comforted, CraftyMomDisinvite, decision, Disgusting, family, fiancée, hobby, insects, mum, overreacting, relationship, Special Interest, Spiders, Support, uninviting, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where we embrace all hobbies, even the ones that involve collecting spiders!

Imagine a world where your special interest in insects is not only accepted but celebrated. Our server is a safe space for all bug enthusiasts, whether you like to study them, draw them, or even embroider them (yes, that’s a thing).

But beware, if you dare to squish a spider on our server, you might just find yourself banned faster than you can say “arachnophobia”. We take insect rights very seriously here.

Join us on this wild adventure where family drama meets bug collections, and where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of bugs crawling around. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!