Nuclear Deal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NukeCraft Server: No Talks with Bullies!

Politics, Iran-US Relations, Diplomacy, bully, nukecraft

so, like, u know how iran’s supreme leader is all like “nah, i ain’t talkin’ to u, bully US”? well, our minecraft server is just like that – we don’t talk to bullies either! come join us for some epic minecraft fun where we don’t negotiate with bullies, we just build awesome stuff and have a blast! plus, u might even get to meet our secret weapon – a giant, talking creeper who loves to blow stuff up (in a totally safe and controlled way, of course). so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky bullies, they ain’t welcome here!

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CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Military Action, nuclear deal, foreign policy, Netanyahu, Conflict Resolution

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

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SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations

ayatollah, trump, negotiations, international relations, Tensions

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.

oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.

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NoDealCraft Minecraft Server

Iran nuclear program, iran, Minecraft, Politics, Ayatollah Khamenei

so, like, imagine you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, the supreme leader of Iran pops up and is like “nah bro, no negotiations with the US, they tore up the agreement, man.”

like, what even is happening in this server, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find here. we’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they’re a thing here. you’ll be flying through the sky on a pig, shooting arrows at creepers and laughing your head off the whole time.

so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those dancing mobs, then you might regret it a little.

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NukeCraft: No More Strikes!

iran, sanctions, nukecraft, negotiations, international relations

so, like, u know how trump is all about makin deals and stuff? well, get this, he’s talkin bout makin a new nuclear deal with iran to avoid all those military strikes and whatnot. like, can u imagine? a nuclear deal with iran? that’s some crazy stuff right there. but hey, if u wanna avoid all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server instead. we got creepers and zombies and all that fun stuff, without all the political tension. plus, u can build ur own nuclear reactor in the game and make deals with other players to avoid any conflicts. so come on down and join us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

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UndergroundNavalBase Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, Conflict, Military, Geopolitics, Israel

come join our minecraft server and escape the tension of real world drama like iran and US beefin’ over naval bases. our server is so underground, it’s literally underground like iran’s new base. but don’t worry, we ain’t beefin’ with nobody, just chillin’ and buildin’ epic bases with your pals. who needs war when you got blocks to stack, amirite? plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures just like iran’s base, except ours are way more fun to explore. so come on down and join the fun, no drama, just blocks and laughs.

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MaxPressureCraft

united states, MaxPressureCraft, maximum pressure, military tensions, nuclear deal

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and, like, the most epic builds ever. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was, like, terrorizing the land. and, like, we totally defeated it with our mad skills and teamwork.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our treasure and, like, rare items. it’s, like, a maze down there, dude. you gotta be super smart to find your way around.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have flying pigs on this server? yeah, dude. you can ride them and, like, fly around the map. it’s totally insane.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

foreign policy, international relations, Frances Macron, Macrons, united nations

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

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NukeCraft: RespectfulNegotiations

nuclear negotiations, diplomatic approach, nuclear agreement, Diplomacy, Respect

so, liek, u know wat wud be way more fun than nuclear negotiations? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! we got creeper parties every friday, where u can blow up ur friends and laff about it. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta solve a maze to find it tho. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will follow u around and do ur bidding. so, forget about politics and come join the real fun in our minecraft world!

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NukeCraftIranSummit

Trump administration, global security, foreign policy, diplomatic efforts., MIDDLE EAST

lol u know what’s more fun than high-level nuclear talks with Iran? joining our epic Minecraft server, where you can build ur own nuke-proof bunker and avoid all that drama! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on the chance to escape real life politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good trolling session. so come join us and let’s blow up some creepers instead of nuclear warheads, amirite? #MinecraftOverPolitics #HerobrineIsMyBFF

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