New Minecraft Servers 2025

nuclear attack Minecraft Servers

nuclear attack Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Land

    Crafty Land
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8862
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9870 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can defend your nation from nuclear bombs…yes, you heard that right! Imagine a giant flying creeper trying to drop a nuclear bomb on your capital city and your only hope is to team up with other players to shoot it down. Can your country handle the pressure? Join now and find out! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and patriotic at the same time? Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and crazy challenges that await you on this server. Let’s see if you have what it takes to save your nation from disaster!

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  • NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

    NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5948
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 114
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Crops Grown: 4057 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

    So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

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  • Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

    Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 7309
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

    But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

    So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

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  • MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

    MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 778
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

    Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

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  • Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

    Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6451
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5524 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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  • Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

    Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 6423
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1335 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 20

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6566
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2530 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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  • Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

    Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 7504
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

    So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

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  • PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 9007
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9412 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

    4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Wizard’s Wacky World

    Wizard’s Wacky World
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6832
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Emeralds Found: 4476
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

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  • Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

    Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9714
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

    Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

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