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NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

The SpyCraft Minecraft SMP

2025, defense policy, geopolitical tensions, global threat, intelligence assessment, intelligence briefing, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nukes, russia, security analysis, smp, Spycraft, strategic defense, UK intelligence report

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	138235
Villages Defended:	16	Buildings Constructed:	39
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever because apparently Russia has nukes left for only 2 weeks! Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the virtual world while trying to avoid getting blown up by rogue missiles.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold all our epic PvP battles and build competitions. Who knew that surviving in Minecraft could be so intense?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart both your fellow players and potential nuclear threats. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast (literally)!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

arms race, Attacks, cold war, defense strategy, Deterrence, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global politics, international relations, military capabilities, military doctrine, military policy, Minecraft, nonnuclear states, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

KimJongUnCraft Minecraft Server

arms race, authoritarian regime, cnn, defense policy, diplomatic negotiations, east asia, geopolitical stability, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear arsenal, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, political tensions, security threats, Server, state media, weapons proliferation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da thrill of survivin in a world where u gotta battle it out wit otha players to become da ultimate ruler. just like kim jong un tryna increase his nuclear weapons, u gotta increase ur skills exponentially to dominate dis server. build ur own empire, form alliances, and crush ur enemies like kim jong un crushin dissenters. come join da madness and show everyone who da real boss is!

NukeCraftSeaWarfare

arms race, Defense, DEVELOPING, Military, military technology, Missile, missile development, national defense, Naval, new, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, NukeCraftSeaWarfare, sea-launched, SECURITY, Strategic, Technology, us navy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on a Minecraft server where the US Navy is straight up developing sea-launched nuclear missiles. Like, forget about building houses and farming crops, we’re out here launching nukes into the ocean for funsies.

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a part of a top-secret military operation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have nuclear weapons, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the nukes aren’t just for show. There’s a secret faction on the server that’s planning to take over the world with their nuclear arsenal. Will you join them or stop them? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands.

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody actually gets hurt… we think.

NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weapons

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1900
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!

arms race, China, defense policy, Deterrence, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, keepin, military deployment, military strategy, national security, North Korea, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear threats, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peace, russia, strategic defense, US

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more nukes than the US tryna scare off Russia, China, and North Korea, like, who even needs diplomacy when you got that kinda firepower in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the most explosive server in the history of blocky worlds. plus, we got llamas that can spit fireballs and creepers that drop diamond blocks instead of exploding. it’s like, a total blast, literally. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s blow this joint up, in a totally fun way, of course.

Blocky Strinova Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server called Strinova! It’s like stepping into a magical pixelated wonderland where unicorns roam free and creepers wear tutus.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, the pigs here can fly. Yep, you heard me right. Flying pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs that can serenade you with their beautiful oinks as they soar through the sky.

But wait, there’s more! The villagers on Strinova are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with their top-secret gadgets and gizmos. You never know when you might stumble upon a villager in a tuxedo, ready to take down some baddies.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Just give that pickaxe a swing and voila! Your wildest Minecraft dreams come true.

So, what do we think of Strinova? It’s a place where the absurd becomes the norm and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Ancient Minecraft SMP Legends

Ancient, Ancient times, Asia, backward, cow dung, cultural beliefs, developed, first world countries, god-like people, History, India, indian culture, Japan, japanese, koreans, Legends, Minecraft, modern India, Paradise, Poorest, shithole, Smelliest, smp, south korea, third world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you on a wild ride through time and culture! Ever wondered what it would be like to live in ancient India, where cow dung was the latest beauty trend? Or maybe you’re more interested in modern day South Korea and Japan, where they’ve left India in the dust and are living their best first world lives.

Join our server and experience the ultimate clash of civilizations, where you can build your own cow dung spa or high-tech skyscraper. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to India’s downfall and help them rise back to their former glory (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of cow dung).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through time and culture, where anything is possible and cow dung is always in fashion. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Connect to hlep1kk.aternos.me Minecraft server

Adventure, Aternos, Community, Connect, Creative, Explore, Gaming, hlep1kk, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	475	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

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Worldly Birthrate Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Aging population, birthrate, Challenges, Decline, demographics, economic impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, Future, global trends, government policies, Healthcare, Implications, Minecraft, Population, Server, Social Issues, societal changes, society, SOLUTIONS, Workforce, worldly

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of the real world problems like birthrate decline? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, the only thing declining is the number of creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few virtual babies (we promise they won’t affect the birthrate in the real world). So come on, join us and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

Nikke’s SMP General – Minecraft SMP #3198

2yearsandcounting., Android, Beat the Gun, cinderella, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, Flora, Game Download, general, General Info, Glass Princess, grave, Ios, killer wife, KRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN, Minecraft, MISSILISCANDO, new players, nikg, NIKKE2ID, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, NIKKEORIGINULANGTAHUN, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, smp, Special Recruit, staytactical, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update, Volume

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret gardens, killer wives, and glass princesses. Our current special recruits, Grave and Flora, are here to shake things up until December 5th. But don’t worry, we’ve got even crazier events coming up that will blow your mind!

Our costume passes are no joke either – from Cinderella to secret party cleaners, we’ve got it all. And if you think you can handle it, our upcoming costume pass, Volume: Beat the Gun, will test your skills like never before.

But that’s not all – we’ve got codes for days that will unlock exclusive rewards and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, stay tactical and always keep it entertaining!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, Archive, args, creepycraft, creepypasta, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, Genocide City, homemade, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, Previous Room, Room Template, Server, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content. But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by the ghost of a gamer who rage-quit one too many times.

Feeling brave? Explore our Official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List and dive into the world of Creepypasta Games, Web Series/ARGs, SlenderARGs, and Fearvlogs. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

And if you’re feeling extra daring, join us in the /exeg/ CyTube for a movie night featuring Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big gaming urban legend!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of video game creepypastas and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no telling what horrors you may encounter. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Desktop Environment SMP – Minecraft

Aesthetics, cinnamon, Customizable, Desktop, desktop customization, desktop environment comparison, desktop environment debate, desktop environment features, desktop environment opinions, desktop environment preferences, Environment, Fast, Favourite desktop environment, functionally perfect, lacks features, lightweight, LXQt, Minecraft, smp, Ugly, unbloated, user experience, user interface

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1899

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between lxqt and cinnamon! Will you choose the fast and unbloated lxqt, or the functionally perfect but kinda ugly cinnamon? It’s a decision that will determine your fate in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of cheese. Anything is possible on our server, so come join the madness and see where your Minecraft adventure takes you!

Minecraft server: MILF Crushin’ Coworker

Alluring, attraction, Captivating, coworker, crushin, desire, FANTASY, FAT ASS, Forbidden, infatuation, longing, Lust, MARRIED, mature woman, Milf, Minecraft, Older, secret crush, seduction, Server, Sexy, taboo, temptation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like building a giant statue of your favorite anime character or starting a llama racing league.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Brigade, a group of players dedicated to finding the biggest, juiciest pixelated booties in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that they once stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and rare items, all guarded by a pack of twerking zombies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also where the infamous love triangle between Steve, a creeper, and a sheep took place. It was a scandalous affair that rocked the entire Minecraft community, and you can be a part of it too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mines Excavated:	4490	Animals Bred:	128
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Pixel Zoo Minecraft Server

A, Animals, aquatic animals, Birds, Community, discussion, domesticated animals, forum, insects, list, long tail tags, Mammals, Minecraft, Pets, PIXEL, post, reptiles, Server, species, tags, taxonomy, wildlife, Zoo, zoology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5964
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old animals? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a whole zoo of crazy creatures straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares). From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /a/ animal, a mythical beast said to bring good luck and fortune to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the elusive /a/ animal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest animal adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and teleporting cows – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus.