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NukeCraft: RespectfulNegotiations
so, liek, u know wat wud be way more fun than nuclear negotiations? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! we got creeper parties every friday, where u can blow up ur friends and laff about it. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, u gotta solve a maze to find it tho. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will follow u around and do ur bidding. so, forget about politics and come join the real fun in our minecraft world! -
BombCraft2021
come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever! -
NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.
SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?
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BladeSMP
A LifestealSMP
Come Join us!
At IP = bladesmp.minekeep.gg
Come on Join
Also Join the discord = https://discord.gg/UU6dKj9Pvx
bladesmp.minekeep.gg
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PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.
So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!
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SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
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PixelPioneerJustice
So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same! -
TipsyCraft
so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.
so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.
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McEcon
Minecraft Server Economy Shop Mobs Wealth Community Grief Bedrock Java Cross platform Admins PVE PVP Nether Residence LandClaim Player Shop Auctions Cracked clients, PvP, Survival, PvE, Cross-PlayCome join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!
Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!
mcecon.sickgaming.net