nuCDPR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Outrage Minecraft Server

4th wall, Blizzard, boomer wine country, character creation, cinematic action adventure, CIRI, culture war, Cyberpunk, fake outrage, forced outrage, geralt, Minecraft, nonsense, nuCDPR, Outrage, PIXEL, Protagonist, Retirement, rockstar, RPG, Server, slavjank developer, unreal engine, witcher, witcher 3

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience of your life! We promise to deliver more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their virtual life.

Imagine a world where Ciri from The Witcher series is not just a character, but the ultimate protagonist. That’s right, forget Geralt, Ciri is here to slay dragons, build castles, and conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that will make Game of Thrones look like a tea party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to be amazed, entertained, and utterly obsessed with the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	230491	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	910552
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1913	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	9541
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Potions Brewed:	99
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	278
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	167255
Ores Mined:	9742	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
New Chunks Explored:	693902	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	5464
Star Shards Collected:	210	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	3771
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	408	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

ExMomAirMistake

#first class, airplane ticket, aita, Apologize.., Breakup, broke up, control, Conversation, Costco travel package, Credit, Delta, Delta tickets, ex’s mom, ExMomAirMistake, family friends, first class flight, gift, Girlfriend, Grateful, Group Chat, Hawaii trip, house move, Make it right, not paying, REFUNDED, reimburse, Starbucks, text, ticket, unavailable

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a wild ride where exes break up, moms get involved, and first class tickets to Hawaii are on the line! Imagine the drama of trying to navigate your way through a breakup while also dealing with the fallout of a canceled trip to a tropical paradise. It’s like a reality show, but in blocky pixel form!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a special feature where players can reenact awkward conversations at Starbucks, complete with heartfelt apologies and demands for reimbursement. Will you be the one to make things right and repay the $2.2k for those first class tickets? Or will you stand your ground and keep the credit for yourself?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who needs Hawaii when you have all this drama waiting for you?