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Who Are You Doing?
hey u! u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss. but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find diamonds and emeralds galore. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have every friday night. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and lava pits. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together! -
“Yeah? No?” Minecraft Server
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS. WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS SPAWNING LIKE CRAZY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH UNICORNS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE LITERAL WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A MAGIC WAND? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL OPENS UP TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING PIGS AND FLYING SHEEP.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! YOLO, AMIRITE?
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MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.
Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.
So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.
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SocialCraft: No Credit, All Fun!
Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a loving foster family that will adopt you and give you the support you need to thrive.Forget about your former social worker and half siblings, they don’t stand a chance against the power of our blocky world. Build your dream home, explore endless possibilities, and make new friends who actually care about you.
Join now and leave all the bitterness and hate behind! Who needs nuance when you have a pixelated wonderland waiting for you? Don’t let anyone tell you how to write your story, become the hero of your own Minecraft adventure today! #BlockyParadise #NoMoreDrama #MinecraftFamily
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AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!
Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! -
Thai Spice Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone speaks Chinese? Well, guess what? Our server is full of Thai-speaking players! That’s right, no more confusion over languages here.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Thai warrior, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bamboo stick and a bowl of spicy noodles. Join our server and you might just get a chance to team up with this fearless hero.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground temple filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the temple is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this wacky world of Thai-speaking Minecraft madness!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventures with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the craziest challenges! Build your own champyons and explore a world filled with animals and excitement. Plus, we have a Kiki AI LoRA for Stable Diffusion that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. So hop on board and let’s get crafting with Kiki! -
Midnight Minecraft SMP
Welcome to THE BITCHING HOUR, where the only rule is to be the biggest bitch possible! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to unleash your inner diva and cause chaos like never before.Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.
But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.
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Monyx Network
Economy, Survival, Roleplay Dungeons Magic Adventure Questing PVP Economy Skills Enchanting Factions Custom Survival Games Redstone Skyblock Creative Minigames Farming Pixelmon Vanilla Modded, Cross-PlayWelcome to Monyx Network, a Minecraft Survival-RPG server with unique quests, classes, and abilities!
Survival + RPG: Build, explore, and survive while leveling up.
Quests: Complete custom missions and storylines.
Classes & Skills: Choose a class and unlock special abilities.
Community: Join a friendly, active player base.
Smooth Gameplay: Enjoy lag-free performance.
Dedicated Staff: Active support and regular updates.
Join Monyx Network now and start your adventure. Vote for us to support the community!
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