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NSFWNewYearReso Minecraft SMP

adult content, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Desires, empowerment, experimentation, explicit goals, fantasies, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, new years resolution, NSFW, NSFWNewYearReso, Open-mindedness, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, sexual exploration, smp, taboo topics

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest NSFW New Year’s resolution challenge ever! Like, we’re all gonna build giant phallic structures and see who can make the biggest one. And the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a butt! It’s gonna be so hilarious, you won’t believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons. And sometimes we even ride pigs into battle against evil villagers. So come join us and let’s make 2021 the most NSFW year ever in Minecraft!

The Spooky Minecraft SMP

best horror, bone-chilling, classic horror, hair-raising, Horror, horror enthusiasts, horror fanatics, horror films, horror genre, iconic horror, Minecraft, Must watch horror, objectively the best, psychological horror, scary movies, scream-worthy, slasher films, smp, spine-chilling, spooky, supernatural horror, Terrifying, top horror

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

MineMindZen

Art Therapy, Clear Mind, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favorite activity, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, MineMindZen, music therapy, nature walks, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2858	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	89
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

WeddingSkipperMC Server

anger, big day, brother, celebration, celebration dinner, ceremony, close friends, Conflict, Event, family, Graduation, hurt, immediate family, milestone, Outrage, selfish, Server, Tension, tough decision, Wedding, WeddingSkipperMC, Wife

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!