Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is filled with psychopaths just waiting to show you their true colors. From building elaborate torture chambers to trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Only the craziest survive on our server!
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CreeperAlertMC
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CraftyConfidence
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where your NSFW skills will be put to the test and your self-confidence will skyrocket to new levels!Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players challenges you to a twerking competition. Show off your moves and assert your dominance in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew that twerking could be the key to victory in Minecraft?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Strip Mining Olympics. Dig your way to victory while shedding layers of armor with each block you mine. It’s a race against time and clothing, but the rewards are worth it!
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your NSFW skills like never before. Who knows, you might just become the twerking champion of Minecraft!
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CraftyNSFWEmpowerment
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work”? Well, look no further because on our server, NSFW stands for “Notch’s Super Fun World”! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).On our server, we believe that the most empowering NSFW skill is the ability to tame and ride a herd of explosive llamas into battle. That’s right, forget about boring old swords and armor, on our server, the real MVPs are our trusty llama steeds who will rain down TNT on your enemies like a fluffy apocalypse.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in intense llama dance battles to earn rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance like it’s auditioning for a Minecraft talent show.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the NSFW side of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
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BlockyBootyCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re crafting is friendship? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for a chance to learn some NSFW skills that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. From building giant phallic structures to mastering the art of pixelated twerking, there’s no limit to the NSFW fun you’ll have on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots with his bare pixelated butt. So if you’re looking for a thrill, come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of this mischievous specter.
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft server out there. Join us now and let the blocky debauchery begin!
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BlockyBanterMC
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.
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BlockyNSFWLand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉
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Escape the stress of adulting on Escapism SMP – where all ages act mature but don’t look it!
Overview
Server Name Escapism Features Simple Voice Chat, Dynmap, Gsit, Graves, Death Heads, Essentials Commonly Asked Questions
Where is the server located?
The server is located in Paris, France. However, we have a player base from all over the world.
What age do you have to be to join?
Unfortunately, we do not accept anyone under the age of 18. If you are caught lying about your age and are under 18, you will be banned from the server promptly.
What is the server version?
The server is a Java server set at the latest version, 1.21.
Our Rules
- No huge AFK or duping machines
- No big farms near spawn
- No hacked clients, x-ray or other forms of cheating
- No NSFW images/chats
- No stealing or griefing
- Please be respectful and reasonable, and most importantly…have fun!
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask them below and I will get back to you with an answer as soon as I can.
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PixelPanic: Internet WTFs & Why
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most f’d up way possible!Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and outrageous builds ever created in Minecraft. From giant toilets made out of diamond blocks to a rollercoaster that takes you through a haunted mansion filled with creepy mobs, our server has it all.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So if you’re looking for a server that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing hysterically at the same time, then come join us. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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CraftyNSFW: Share Your Proud Secrets!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and NSFW action happens! Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic structures to hosting naked skin contests, our server is the place to let your naughty side run wild. So come on, join us and let’s get NSFW together!
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XMC: The Elderly Vanilla Server for age-well players with Bedrock & VR support, just watch out for the wild experiments!
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XMC Minecraft Server
Overview:
- Server opened: May 24th
- Apply: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
Features:
Proximity-based voice chat mod Webmap https://map.xmcnet.work Various vanilla+ additions - Mob & Player Head Drops
- Renewability to select resources
- Right-Click crop replanting
- Quick leaf decay
Bedrock client support link your accounts Experimental Features Enabled Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers! Server Specs and Performance:
- Processor: Ryzen 9 5950x
- RAM: 10 GB
- Location: New Jersey
Server Rules:
- Be Mature
- Respect other server members
- No stealing or griefing
- No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
- No mods that give an unfair advantage
- Inactivity policy
How to Apply:
- Join Discord: https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
- Go to #Landing and click “Apply”
- Admin will review and respond shortly.
We look forward to welcoming you into our community. Reach out to our staff on Discord for any questions.
**FAQ Questions & Answers:** 1. **Can I use mods on the server?** - Yes, you can use mods that do not give an unfair advantage over other players. Mini-maps and utilities are allowed, but cheating mods are not permitted. 2. **Is there a voice chat feature on the server?** - Yes, there is a proximity-based voice chat mod available on the server. It is optional to use. 3. **What are the server rules regarding griefing and stealing?** - Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Any unauthorized actions will be detected by staff members through detailed logs. 4. **How can I apply to join the server?** - You can apply by joining the Discord server linked in the overview section. Go to the #Landing channel and click "Apply". An admin will review your application. 5. **Is there support for Bedrock clients on the server?** - Yes, there is support for Bedrock clients. You can link your accounts for Bedrock client support. 6. **What are the server specs and performance like?** - The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5950x processor with 10 GB of RAM. It is located in New Jersey. 7. **Are there any experimental features enabled on the server?** - Yes, there are experimental features enabled on the server, including early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers. 8. **Is there a webmap available to preview the server's world?** - Yes, you can preview the server's world using the webmap provided at https://map.xmcnet.work.