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But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who decided to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower entirely out of raw fish blocks, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight. Some say it was the work of a mischievous group of endermen, others believe it was a secret government conspiracy. The truth may never be known.
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