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BlockyBawdyLand
Have you ever seen a llama wearing a thong and sunglasses strutting down the street like it’s nobody’s business? Well, that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and NSFW moments that will have you questioning reality. From twerking pigs to scandalous sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and let your inner wild side run free – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor! -
BlockyNSFWLand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.
One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!
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DirtyJokezMC SMP
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like for realzies. We got llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. And get this, the only way to join is if you tell us your best dirty joke. Yeah, we’re all about that raunchy humor here. So come on, join us and let’s laugh our butts off while building epic castles and pranking each other with exploding chickens. It’s gonna be lit, fam! -
BlockyBoudoir
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of scantily clad villagers start twerking in your face. Or how about the time you stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW paintings that would make even the most seasoned player blush? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft quite like this before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a creeper pole dancing or a group of skeletons having a wild rave party? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (in more ways than one)!
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NSFWPublicMinecraftSMP
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest party ever! I saw someone build a giant statue of a naked creeper doing the dab, it was so NSFW but also hilarious! And then there was this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a block of dirt, it was like a soap opera but with pickaxes! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground rave parties where everyone wears pumpkin heads and dances to discos! Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a total circus of craziness! -
XMC

XMC Minecraft Server Overview
XMC aims to provide a vanilla play experience with enhancements through server-side additions such as Carpet Mod + Addons for resource automation and quick leaf decay for convenience. Check out some of the features and server specifications below.
Features Proximity-Based Voice Chat (Optional) Webmap – Preview the world here Datapacks & crafting additions from VanillaTweaks Bedrock Client Support through Geyser Server Specs and Performance Processor: Ryzen 9 7950X RAM: 10GB Location: Germany General Rules
- Be mature & respect other server members.
- No stealing or griefing.
- No NSFW or disrespect of others.
- No mods or resource packs that give an unfair advantage.
- Notify admins if you’ll be offline for more than a week.
- Manage farms to avoid causing lag.
- Keep shops active to prevent removal.
How to Apply:
- Join our discord: discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
- Go to #Landing and click “Apply”.
- Follow the instructions and agree to the rules.



