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CreeperComedyClub

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

Which servers are like Noob-Friendly ?

Active Staff, add-ons, Awesome, building, Claims, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, friendly players, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, small server, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Some similar Minecraft servers to Noob-Friendly include:

Friendly Vanilla: This server offers a similar semi-vanilla survival experience with claims and teleportation options, perfect for players looking for a relaxed and friendly community.
Beginner’s Haven: Catering to new players, this server provides a supportive environment for those just starting out in the world of Minecraft. With helpful plugins and a welcoming community, it’s a great alternative to Noob-Friendly .
CasualCraft: A casual survival server with a focus on community building and friendly gameplay. With quality of life add-ons and a laid-back atmosphere, it’s a great choice for players who enjoy the social aspect of Minecraft.
ChillCraft: This server offers a chill and relaxed environment for players looking to unwind and enjoy the game at their own pace. With similar features to Noob-Friendly , it’s a great option for those seeking a slower-paced Minecraft experience.

Whether you’re a beginner looking for a supportive community or a seasoned player seeking a laid-back server to enjoy, these Minecraft servers similar to Noob-Friendly have something for everyone. Give them a try and find your new favorite gaming destination today!

noob-friendly.com

Middle School Market

Adventure, alliances, challenge, Combat, Competition, Economy, gameplay, Hardcore, loyalty, MCMMO, MONEY, Progression, PvP, Ranks, REWARD, Risk, Rivalry, strategy, success, Survival, teamwork, Trading, wealth

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to Market SMP! play.marketsmp.com

Here, it’s all about climbing the ranks and amassing wealth! Your rank reflects your success, and the more money you earn, the higher you rise. But beware—this server is not for the faint-hearted!

Survival of the Wealthiest: Earn Your Rank: Accumulate money through gameplay to rise through the ranks. Fight for Wealth: Engage in combat to claim a portion of your opponent’s riches and knock them down a rank. Risk and Reward: If you die, you’ll lose a percentage of your hard-earned money and face demotion.

Every decision matters—will you thrive or fall? Team up, trade, or take down your rivals. Your journey to the top starts now!

Good luck, and may you climb ever higher!

play.marketsmp.com

SMP Valley

1:500 scale, claims enabled, Earth, hard mode, Homes, PvP enabled, SMP Valley, Survival, team-up, Tpa

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

~~~~~~~~SMP Valley~~~~~~~~ 1:500 scale version of earth! Claims enabled! PvP enabled! Team up and work together! TPA and Homes! Hard mode enabled, will you survive?

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Exalted Kingdom: Where factions battle it out in hardcore fashion, no PVP for the faint-hearted!

1.8.9, battle, Beta, Discord, exalted, exclusive offers, Factions, fainthearted, fashion, Hardcore, Kingdom, Medieval, Minecraft, notch Apples, Promoters, protection 4, PvP, Raiding, referral pay, Shop, Spawners, Tnt, Wither Raiding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Exalted Kingdom Factions Server Overview

Description	A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version 1.8.9. No pay-to-win system, players must work for their success. Spawners available in shop at high prices. Gameplay includes wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
Promoters	We are looking for promoters who will be paid a percentage for referrals that lead to purchases in the shop. Join our Discord for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server launch?	The server is planned to launch within 1 month.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, players cannot pay to be the best. Success must be earned through gameplay.
Are spawners available in the shop?	Yes, but at expensive prices.
What type of gameplay can be expected?	Wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
How can I become a promoter?	Join our Discord for more information on becoming a promoter and earning referral rewards.

Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, Clays, control, DOMINANCE, ENTITLEMENT, eureka, gender dynamics, incel, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, power, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual marketplace, toxic behavior, toxic beliefs, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, violence, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players! We understand that sometimes the world can be a tough place, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. That’s why we offer a safe space for guys like you and me to come together and take back what’s rightfully ours – by raiding and pillaging villages, of course!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.

And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft SMP

Archive, character profiles, Community, Crafty, CREW, critique, donuts, Edition, Eicon search tool, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, gay blues, kinks, Minecraft, pastebin, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dimension Hops:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take donuts to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a stick at. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where you can roleplay as a donut-loving superhero with a secret fetish for unicorns? Or maybe you want to be a pirate who sails the high seas in search of the legendary booty (not that kind, you dirty-minded player!).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyways?). Let’s get this party started and see where our crazy characters take us next!

NeuroCraft Minecraft Server

autism diagnosis, Communication Issues, coworker dynamics, coworker relationships, handling conflict, interrupting conversations, meeting disruptions, meeting etiquette, Minecraft, navigating workplace dynamics, NeuroCraft, neurodiversity, neurotypical behavior, professional behavior, respectful communication, Server, support in the workplace, Unmasking, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace professionalism

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be your real authentic self just like Jess trying to unmask at work! We encourage all players to let their crazy flags fly high and interrupt each other in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for meetings where you can talk over each other, steamroll conversations, and cause chaos like never before. Just like Jess, you can feel free to ignore the agenda and go off on wild tangents that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

But beware, if you try to politely ask someone to wait their turn or finish your own thought, you might be accused of being rude and unsupportive of unmasking. Don’t worry though, our boss is always available to mediate these ridiculous disputes and keep the drama going strong.

So come on down to our server and let your inner asshole shine bright! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and full of unexpected twists and turns?

WifelessWanderer

activities, adventurous vacations, all inclusive, complaining, concerts, cruise, disagreement, Friends, machu picchu, mexico city, music festivals, out of town, Planning, pub, Rammstein, refusal, social life, stay at home, trivia night, Wife, WifelessWanderer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Towns Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8285
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Votes:	3385
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is mandatory! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who refuse to let age define them.

Are you tired of being held back by someone who just wants to stay home and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can break free from the chains of boring and explore virtual worlds filled with excitement and endless possibilities.

Imagine building a virtual Machu Picchu with your friends, or rocking out at a virtual Rammstein concert in Mexico City. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?).

So, if you’re ready to ditch the real world drama and dive headfirst into a realm of pure fun and craziness, join us now! Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server that’s always buzzing with activity and laughter? Let’s make memories that will have your grandkids saying, “Wow, Grandma and Grandpa were wild back in the day!”

BlockyBanterCraft

Absurdity, Adult, Argument, astonishment, BlockyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Conversation, debate, disagreement, disbelief, Frustration, incredulous, Logic, Maturity, misunderstanding, reasoning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	191
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion, authoritarian regime, BabyBoomCraft, Birth Rates, contraceptive, DOCTORS, Family Planning, forced pregnancies, government policy, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, maternal health, North Korea, political agenda, population control, population growth, Propaganda, punishment, reproductive coercion, reproductive rights, Social Issues

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	569	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	270	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. true story, bro. and another time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons. it was lit, fam. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. you’ll be rolling in riches, yo. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life!