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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

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New Server IP
The scar

scar, smp

Hey everyone! Starting a chilled out smp and looking for people that will build cool stuff (houses, towns, etc.), make up lore (optional but encouraged), be friendly, and joke around. The focus isn’t to beat the game (although we will do that eventually) or be sweaty. Just wanting to form a small community of fun people to hang out and play games with. Comment if interested, limited spots!

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New Server IP
Midnight-Reborn v1.80

MidnightReborn, Modded, v1.80

About server:

Server map age: 14 days

Full year cycle on the server with Winter making it hard to grow crops and breed animals and Summer causing the opposite.

Enchanced combat system Killing mobs grants xp seperate from enchanting exp under 3 seperate talent trees Mining/Combat/Sins (Close to Path of exile style talent tree) Each giving you benefical bonuses in certain tasks https://ibb.co/bFWtFkk (Talent tree)

Skill potions Everyone who joins the server gets a fresh ability (ability bottle) its random and you either get lucky or not, there are 30 different skills to learn & each time a player kills another player the dead player will drop 1 of their skills which can be picked up.

7 out of 30 the abilities include:

Power Stare: Push away entities you’re looking at Magnetize: Attract nearby items Speed: Walk faster Haste: Mine faster Strength: Inflict more damage when attacking Jump Boost: Jump Higher Regeneration: Regenerate health faster

Enchanced celestials

3 different moon cycles "Blood moon" – harder monsters "Harvest moon" – crop and animal harvesting buffs and "Blue Moon" Luck & looting buffs Gravestones with keys that guide you to your last death point Leveling system for agressive/passive mobs https://ibb.co/syDxTnW (High lvl whale)

The further you are from spawn the higher level monsters you will be able to find Levels give them extra hearts/stronger hits/more armor & killing them yields more experience compared to what you would get from lower levels. Tons of different valuables to find artifacts/baubles/trinkets/skill capes

End remastered Required to collect 12 different eyes to enter end dimension Twilight forest is also in the pack and dimensions also have leveled mobs

Custom made npcs for shops/quests & important info https://ibb.co/SBjpsYm (npcs)

Limited Plot claims Pvp is enabled and encouraged. Enhanced villages with more unique traders and trades Locked loot chests can be found in the overworld which need keys or lockpicks to open them They contain Currency used when bartering with players or npcs.

Waystones are used to fast travel around the world, they requier normal enchanting xp to travel, traveling cost is based on the distance traveled. There´s much more to this pack, if i caught your interest come join us on our

discord: https://discord.gg/hZyn6QfWwm

On curseforge > Midnight-Apocalypse Server ip is automatically added to servers list

Modpack can be found here : https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/midnight-apocalypse-forge-1-18-2

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New Server IP
FrozenSMP

FrozenSMP, smp
Hi, I am fbievana founder of the FrozenSMP server here on Discord.

The FrozenSMP server is a tight-knit community that consists of players that enjoy and play minecraft. This server orginally started as a friend-owned and operated community server, but we have decided to open our doors and allow people in.

Some Info
We use these datapacks
We also have a creative server to allow players to test their ideas

We provide
We have some simple rules
There is a guiding principle that we have: Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

The plugins we use are
If you want to join, click Here and ask to get whitelisted!
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New Server IP
Earth VI

Earth, smp

EARTH VI

Welcome to EarthVI! This is a Minecraft earth server were you get to build and play as that country! The server is both java and bedrock! We hope to see you there!

Please join we need players!

New plugins being added soon!!

🌍 Engaging geopolitics

⚔️ Wars, skirmishes and PVP

> – 🔗 Bedrock support

> – 🤝 Active and friendly community

https://discord.gg/qttKQDRc

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New Server IP
Harder Survival

Harder, Semi Vanilla, Survival

Now Supports Java and Bedrock players. No java account required.

This is a dedicated 1.20.4 survival server with a handful of changes that really add to the survival experience while mitigating some of the less-fun aspects of the game. While it isn’t a purely vanilla experience, the goal is to provide something close to a vanilla experience with modifications that we think add a necessary challenge for veteran players, as well as some quality of life changes that remove some of the more tedious or illogical aspects of the game.

The server is running Fabric with a handful of mods and data-packs with some changes to the base game rules. The best part is, the server does not require you to download anything and can be connected to using a vanilla client.

Some of the changes we’ve made include:

– No natural regeneration

– Hard difficulty

– Improved Dungeons and other structures

The server map is running Terralith along with a variety of custom structures from a few different mods. On the QoL side, we have things such as Treefall, expanded recipes for the stone cutter, cauldron concrete, and minor healing benefits from using a bed.

If you would like to join, you can fill out a whitelist application here: https://forms.gle/oYDrM3dKnG1QQwyS6

Accepted applicants will receive an email notifying them of their acceptance, or asking for additional information. Don’t be afraid to apply!

The IP is: 162.33.21.54:25565 (For Bedrock players, use the default bedrock port, not 25565)

The rules can be found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dzbiFmfsa6RDfMYswa7HVFqIl3_mgdib/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=100832762490088274856&rtpof=true&sd=true

*The main point of these rules is to arbitrate disputes between players and lay out the basic PvP guidelines. In general, I think most people prefer to play cooperatively, and I encourage everyone to do just that.

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New Server IP
DUSTY

dusty, smp
DUSTY

Yo. we are currently on season 14 (been running this server since 2019) It’s a decent server with chill people. A good bit of us are decent builders. Some of us are good with redstone and create cool contraptions, or simply end up over engineering things. We are between 20-40 so if that’s you, welcome.

LINKS:

server ip java & bedrock: mc.dustyhub.net

Map: map.dustyhub.net

Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Website: dustyhub.net

I do suggest you take a look at the world map just look around at some of our builds.

Please take a look at the current page on the websiteIts got some info that you’d probably like to know before joining.

guidelines:
Features:
If you made this far, and do join make sure you read the board at spawn. At spawn you’ll see our little city that gets pasted into each new season(not always), it’s not a place to build at, just something to look at right when you join. We also tend to add things to it each season. Right out the main gate of spawn you’ll find the Shopping District, once you get yourself some diamonds to make a stop there, or even get your own spot going. Anyways, hope to see you there. :wave:
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New Server IP
The Archana SMP

Archana, Roleplay, smp

The Archana SMP

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Howdy! welcome to The Archana SMP, a lore based modded SMP. We’re pretty cool with an active player base, snazzy modpack, and special weapons scattered around the map in special temples. Alongside this, we have a 24/7 server with 16 Gigs, soon to be more so a generally Lag free experience is to be expected. We have a 7k by 7k world border that expands by 5k with each set of temples being placed.

What are the weapons?

We use a mod called "Simply Swords" which have unique weapons, each having their own abilities and quirks to make them special and powerful! Holders of said weapons are called "Overlords" and have a higher respect from the Divine Judgement above. They cannot be crafted, only found in those temples mentioned before.

Main Mods we have:

Fabric Mods,

1.19.2 Create (With some addons)

Aylyth Farmer’s Delight

Lootr

Pufferfish’s Skills

Supplementaries

Backpacked

(Alot of performance mods)

CPM (Customizable Player Models)

Expert Weapons and Tools & Expert Armor

Impaled

You’re in grave danger

Spelunky

Simply Swords

Here’s the link. Hope to see you there 😉

https://discord.gg/W35kctRxKg

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New Server IP
RSMC: Reborn

Modded, reborn, RSMC

Welcome to the Minescape Server Pack!

We appreciate you stopping by and giving this server a try and all feedback is welcome. This pack is focused around the RSMC: the third age mod that brings the popular MMO game Runescape to Minecraft. Although the mod can be played stand alone, this pack offers you a guiding experience to help teach you the many aspects of the mod from its unique crafting, combat, and gathering system. There are 20+ levels to grind and train to become a better adventurer from growing your own unique crops, brewing your own potions, smithing your own armor, crafting unique jewelry and much more. There is a unique building dimension included to allow you to build the house of your dreams without fear of other players destroying your stuff. Unique bank blocks to store your items and loot in safety, similar to an ender chest but with way more storage A grand exchange (auction house) market where you and buy and sell goods to other players even when offline. Custom dungeons and bosses, a quest book to help guide you through your journey (its not required, but does help if you are new and need assistance figuring out what to do.) and much more. We are in an early Beta, and are in need of testers, if you are interested in helping out or playing, please join our discord server

Currently Available right now: -23 unique skills to train up to level 200 -Custom Runecrafting Dimensions -Barrows Brothers D&D -Player Owned House Dimension -Functioning Grand Exchange/auction house style trade system. -Function banks (very very large ender chests basically with tons of storage) -unique smithing system -regenerating ore deposits -Custom structures to loot and explore and much much more to find! IP: 155.94.186.118:25565 Curseforge Link to pack: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minescape-reborn

Discord invite: https://discord.gg/EmHAgbpfyQ

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New Server IP
Billionaire City Economy Re-Imagined

billionaire, city, Economy, PvE, Reimagined

New Player Rewards now available with /np -> 2x Sell Boost for all Items & Fish! How to Join!

There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP: IP: billionaire.city Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord About Billionaire City

Billionaire City is a revolutionary Economy & City Experience, aiming at setting new Standards in the field of Minecraft Servers! There’s lots of features to find on Billionaire City, also ones like you’ve never seen before: Buyable Ships(Yachts etc.), Proficiency & Collection System for Progression, a unique minigame-like Jobs-System, Community Goals & much more! Yet all those features do not bind your Playstyle in anyway, you are free to play as whatever you desire, vigilante, businessman or a subway surfer. All this comes packed with a friendly and welcoming, yet competitive Community! Our strongest advantage over most Economy Server is our stable Economy that doesn’t require any resets or other wipes, it is maintained as it goes! Updates & Improvements

Since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

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New Server IP
Acidic

Acidic, smp

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Current Plugins: EssentialsX, Vault, BlockProtect, CoreProtect, Silk-Spawners, WorldEdit, LuckPerms

IP: 135.148.137.75:25720

Discord: https://discord.gg/TJxBPvD9Wn

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