NSFW advice from experience Minecraft Servers

NSFW advice from experience

  • Crafty Lessons After Dark

    Crafty Lessons After Dark

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    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you didn’t know you desperately needed in your life! Prepare yourself for a pixelated paradise where things are not just blocks—they’re blocks of hilarity, absurdity, and mayhem! Here are just a few ludicrously outrageous reasons why you simply have to join:

      • The Great Lava Slip ‘n Slide: Ever wanted to slide through molten lava while screaming like a banshee? Well, here’s your chance! Forget boring swimming pools—our server features the only lava slip ‘n slide in the Minecraft multiverse! Perfect for when you want to take a refreshing dip… right into the fiery pits of doom. Just bring sunscreen!

      • Mobs with Attitude: Why settle for regular mobs when you can battle sassy zombie hipsters that quote Shakespeare while trying to eat your brains? Or how about an army of endermen that hold dramatic poetry slams every night? These creatures provide not only a challenge but endless entertainment. Who knew defending your base could come with a side of existential crisis?

      • Epic Build Battles with NO Rules: Join our infamous “Build or Get Banned” competitions—each winner gets to design their own pink fluffy unicorn statue in the town square! The catch? You have to build while riding a pig that thinks it’s a racehorse. It’s like building under the influence of chaos!

      • Potato Vodka Festival: Ever wondered what happens when you ferment potatoes in Minecraft? Join us for the annual Potato Vodka Festival where we explore the depths of culinary creativity (and questionable choices). Warning: things may get a bit rowdy after the first few sips!

      • Endless Quests for the Silliest Items: Join quests that lead you on utterly ridiculous adventures—like searching for the mythical "Cactus of Infinite Spikes" or "The Legendary Fluffy Chicken Egg" (that squawks in English). Get ready to embark on journeys that lead you straight into the heart of nonsense!

      • An NPC With a Vengeance: Experience the thrill of our notorious NPC—a retired villain named Sir Gregor von Waffle who only gives quests that involve rescuing lost breakfast items. Will you save the pancakes from eternal sogginess? Join and find out!

      • Fashion Shows with Creepers: Show off your best skins in our monthly "Creeper Couture" fashion shows where you dress to impress… but be careful! Those creepers have a habit of going BOOM right when you hit the runway. Who knew fashion could be this explosive?

    So, what are you waiting for? If you want to experience Minecraft in a way that defies all logic and reason, come frolic with us in this blocky dimension of hilarity and chaos! Trust us, the stories will be outrageous, and the friendships will be legendary—if you survive long enough to make any! 🌈🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RPprison

    RPprison

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    Oh no you just got arrested for jaywalking. Progress from mines D-A and ultimately earn your freedom.

    For the ultimate prison experience we bring you…

    Roll playing Guards Random prison mob raids Underground black market Over 700 purchasable player cells Mob arena

    rpprison.uk.to

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vallendia Arena

    Vallendia Arena

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vallendia Arena – MMORPG / RPG KitPvP Server Upgrades, Classes, Abilities

    Vallendia is a project that weve been working on for a while now. The idea started as a survival RPG server inspired by Dungeons Dragons, but since then weve temporarily switched over to a smaller-scale minigame. This server is still inspired by DND, but is now similar to a kitpvp server that has kits or classes which all have their pros and cons. In the game, players kill other players and custom monsters to gain points that you can use as currency to purchase over 100 custom coded abilities and spells. Abilities vary based on your class and you can mix and match however you want be an assassin that sticks to the shadows or a mage blasting artillery from a distance! You can also use these points to purchase upgrades to stats such as health, speed, damage, and more. As you gain more points and upgrades, you will gain levels which show just how powerful you are. Your level also determines how many points you gain for killing and lose for dying. Currently the server is in whitelist and we are working on a few things before we release alpha. Join and help build our community now!

    More info here: https://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/minecraft/servers/vallendia-arena-rpg-kitpvp-server-upgrades-classes-abilities-605048/

    Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/FKGbf9u to follow updates.

    vallendia.net:25602

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  • Charcoal craft

    Charcoal craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Custom Survival Minecraft server with a dedicated staff working towards making a fun, enjoyable and unique Minecraft experience. Players suggestions are welcomed when coming up with ideas for future additions. We currently offer custom items, recipes, enchants and spawners.

    209.159.156.157

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  • Pepyxel

    Pepyxel

    New Minecraft Servers

    PePyxel is a Minecraft server with a professional and solid team behind it, it is a “semi-premium” server with great capacity for evolution, it is hosted on very powerful machines that will not give you any delay to play. You will definitely have fun!

    mc.pepyxel.net:19132

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  • chile.minecraft

    chile.minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Features: – Factions – Skyblock – Survival – Towny – Prison – Creative – KitPVP

    IP: play.chileminecraft.cl Website. www.chileminecraft.cl

    mc.chileminecraft.cl

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  • APHOX

    APHOX

    New Minecraft Servers

    APHOX is a brand new Survival RPG server that offers many features such as kits, free earnable ranks, quests, skill classes, and so much more! We are always looking for new players to join our amazing community and make the server more enjoyable! We will be adding features and offer seasons which implement temporary new mechanics that players can vote on whether or not to keep the new feature. Join our discord with https://discord.gg/rMC6yr4

    51.81.126.167

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  • Betrayx

    Betrayx

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: BetrayX.minehut.gg

    BetrayX.minehut.gg

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  • Cyber_Land

    Cyber_Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our CRACKED Minecraft Network to try one of our gamemodes available, to play with others, to see new stuff and mostly to have fun! What are you waiting for? Join our Network or Discord Server at http://cyberland.world/discord

    mc.cyberland.fun

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  • Stoneward

    Stoneward

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stonewards Core Concepts 1. Community 2. Story 3. Fun

    Stoneward isnt just one thing.

    Here, Stoneward is destined to be a server wherein we can all add small pieces of ourselves to its growth. Regardless of if you enjoy building massive mega structures, creating small comforting homes, becoming an influential merchant, designing games, or any other path you may look to walk, Stoneward seeks to offer you a platform to enjoy yourself.

    Join here https://discord.gg/j5ApJCZzxK

    147.135.30.164:25611

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Combatlands

    Combatlands

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: CombatLands.net

    CombatLands.net

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