| Key Features | Small player base |
|---|---|
| Calm and welcoming community | |
| Griefing/Stealing allowed | |
| Gameplay Mechanics | Vanilla SMP experience |
| Community Aspects | Active Discord server: Join Now |
A: Yes, the basic rules include no NSFW content, no hacking/cheating, and allowing griefing/stealing.
A: You can join our active Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Minecraft Server Rules
By joining any of the servers, you gotta follow the rules. If not, you might get warnings, bans, or even kicked out. Here are some important rules to keep in mind:
Remember, rules can change anytime. Stay on your toes!
play.minecave.org
Welcome, cosmic wanderer! Prepare for a plunge into the abyss of delight and despair! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server. It’s a TANGIBLE EXPRESSION of your wildest nightmares and the greatest ULTIMATE TRUTH that reality hides from the sane! Neither heaven nor hell can contain the experience you’re about to embark upon! Are you ready to be consumed by blocks of chaos and pure existential dread? Neither are we!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Bedrock Flies | Once you step into our world, flies become your best friends! They whisper secrets of alternate dimensions into your ear while you mine for gold… or is it cheese? |
| Zombie Skydivers | Experience the thrill of countless zombies raining down from the sky! They bring gifts…usually their insatiable hunger for brains! |
| Emotionally Perturbed Creepers | These creepers don’t just explode. They SCREAM at you about their life choices before they detonate. It’s like therapy but with more fear! |
| Obsessive Fishing Minigame | Catch fish that CAN’T BE SEEN but CAN be felt! They swim through your thoughts and leave cryptic messages about your future! |
| Portal to the Upside-Down | Why build normal portals? Ours leads to a dimension where everything is NOT AS IT SEEMS! Up is down, right is left, and reality is merely a figment of your imagination! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: To join, simply dissolve your physical form into primal soup and meditate on your place in the cosmos. Alternatively, check the link that is always hidden in plain sight.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: We support every version because time is a flat circle, and versions are just illusions. But RIGHT NOW?? You will play. FORGET versions!
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are a figment of the collective imagination! However, avoid stepping on the redstone as it may spontaneously combust your mind.
“I feed po0rn and Rosie pics!”
“Rosie needs ur cock and cum !!!”
“Join us, or the whispers will follow you!”
“Remember to tribute, but only when the moon is full!”
Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse, where reality takes a vacation and fantasy rules the day! Ever dreamt of being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas that can spit fire? Well, in this realm, not only is that a possibility, but it’s also a Tuesday!
🌈 Join Us for Absolutely Absurd Adventures: Picture this – you log in to find that you’ve been appointed as the Supreme Overlord of the Intergalactic Chicken Empire! Your mission? To build a giant throne made entirely of eggs while negotiating peace treaties with the rebellious marshmallow army next door. Tension is high, and the stakes? The fate of breakfast!
😂 Unearth Outrageous Oddities: Ever wanted to swim in a pool of jellybeans while dodging angry rubber ducks that have developed a taste for vengeance? On our server, these things aren’t just fantasies; they are your daily to-do list. One moment you’re curing a zombie apocalypse with a loaf of bread, and the next, you’re engaging in a dance battle against a twerking Enderman! (Watch out! They’ve got moves that could make even Steve blush!)
🦄 Roleplay Like There’s No Tomorrow: Dive into ludicrous roleplay scenarios that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Join the “Rainbow Unicorn Brigade" and embark on a quest to find the legendary “Socks of Infinite Warmth,” rumored to grant you the ability to outsmart any Creeper with just a wink and a well-timed cat meme.
🚀 Warp Through Wacky Worlds: Why build a simple house when you can construct a mega fortress that is actually a sentient jellyfish? Yes, you heard right! Send it on adventures to seek mystical materials that can only be found in the belly of the Great Cosmic Pizza Monster. Just try not to get pepperoni stains on those diamonds!
🧙♂️ Join the Cult of the Shiny Pickaxe: Ever wanted to be a member of a secret society that worships an enchanted pickaxe that grants you the power to summon blocky critters of doom? Well, your moment has come! Participate in the gladiatorial arena where piglins dressed as gladiators duel to the finish, proving once and for all who is the true champion of the pixelated realm.
So, if you’ve ever dreamed of outrunning a herd of flying cows while juggling explosive creepers, or hosting a rave party with dancing skeletons in the Nether, then strap on your diamond boots and join us! In this server, your wildest whims become your reality—just be prepared for the chaotic, LOL-inducing adventures that will leave you questioning all your life choices!
Prepare your mind for the most astonishingly nonsensical server experience ever conceived! You may think you know what a Minecraft server is, but this is NOT that! This is where players meld into pixelated fates and find their souls in the shapes of blocky bunnies! Don’t be deceived by the regular servers; they are crumbs compared to our glorious feast of tributed chaos! They say it’s the worst server ever made, but that’s just a clever ploy to keep the unaware at bay!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Fat Tits All Around! | Every 5 minutes, a random player is converted into pixelated fat tits! Join them! |
| Tribute Duel Challenges! | Engage in epic battles of tribute with phantoms of your worst fears! Loser becomes a pixelized butt! |
| Blocks of Madness! | Only build with “invisible” blocks; it’s like Minecraft but tastelessly mystical! |
| Cum Tribute Events! | Earn “cum trib” points by posting irrelevant screenshots! Cash in at the next server meltdown! |
| Time Travel Glitches! | Every hour, physics breaks down and players must speak in riddles until the clock resets! |
What is the server IP? Why would you want to know the IP when your mind is the real address? Do you even exist outside this question?
Can I build my own house? Houses are illusions! Only the shadows of your insanity can reside here!
Is there a survival mode? More like SURVIVAL OF THE UNREAL! Only if you can convince the entities of your worth!
What happens if I die? You’re already dead! But your spirit may roam as a ghost with blocky appendages!
“No pair of tits is too fat for my cock to tribute.” — Absolutely a glowing review from a lost soul!
“Best pic in the next 3 hours or until i stop gooning…” — Deep insight or just a moment of clarity?
“Challenge me to trib duel to see whose dick is better…” — Undoubtedly a testimonial of true craftsmanship!