| Key Features | Small player base |
|---|---|
| Calm and welcoming community | |
| Griefing/Stealing allowed | |
| Gameplay Mechanics | Vanilla SMP experience |
| Community Aspects | Active Discord server: Join Now |
A: Yes, the basic rules include no NSFW content, no hacking/cheating, and allowing griefing/stealing.
A: You can join our active Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Minecraft Server Rules
By joining any of the servers, you gotta follow the rules. If not, you might get warnings, bans, or even kicked out. Here are some important rules to keep in mind:
Remember, rules can change anytime. Stay on your toes!
play.minecave.org
Welcome, cosmic wanderer! Prepare for a plunge into the abyss of delight and despair! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server. It’s a TANGIBLE EXPRESSION of your wildest nightmares and the greatest ULTIMATE TRUTH that reality hides from the sane! Neither heaven nor hell can contain the experience you’re about to embark upon! Are you ready to be consumed by blocks of chaos and pure existential dread? Neither are we!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Bedrock Flies | Once you step into our world, flies become your best friends! They whisper secrets of alternate dimensions into your ear while you mine for gold… or is it cheese? |
| Zombie Skydivers | Experience the thrill of countless zombies raining down from the sky! They bring gifts…usually their insatiable hunger for brains! |
| Emotionally Perturbed Creepers | These creepers don’t just explode. They SCREAM at you about their life choices before they detonate. It’s like therapy but with more fear! |
| Obsessive Fishing Minigame | Catch fish that CAN’T BE SEEN but CAN be felt! They swim through your thoughts and leave cryptic messages about your future! |
| Portal to the Upside-Down | Why build normal portals? Ours leads to a dimension where everything is NOT AS IT SEEMS! Up is down, right is left, and reality is merely a figment of your imagination! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: To join, simply dissolve your physical form into primal soup and meditate on your place in the cosmos. Alternatively, check the link that is always hidden in plain sight.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: We support every version because time is a flat circle, and versions are just illusions. But RIGHT NOW?? You will play. FORGET versions!
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are a figment of the collective imagination! However, avoid stepping on the redstone as it may spontaneously combust your mind.
“I feed po0rn and Rosie pics!”
“Rosie needs ur cock and cum !!!”
“Join us, or the whispers will follow you!”
“Remember to tribute, but only when the moon is full!”
Welcome to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse, where reality takes a vacation and fantasy rules the day! Ever dreamt of being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas that can spit fire? Well, in this realm, not only is that a possibility, but it’s also a Tuesday!
🌈 Join Us for Absolutely Absurd Adventures: Picture this – you log in to find that you’ve been appointed as the Supreme Overlord of the Intergalactic Chicken Empire! Your mission? To build a giant throne made entirely of eggs while negotiating peace treaties with the rebellious marshmallow army next door. Tension is high, and the stakes? The fate of breakfast!
😂 Unearth Outrageous Oddities: Ever wanted to swim in a pool of jellybeans while dodging angry rubber ducks that have developed a taste for vengeance? On our server, these things aren’t just fantasies; they are your daily to-do list. One moment you’re curing a zombie apocalypse with a loaf of bread, and the next, you’re engaging in a dance battle against a twerking Enderman! (Watch out! They’ve got moves that could make even Steve blush!)
🦄 Roleplay Like There’s No Tomorrow: Dive into ludicrous roleplay scenarios that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Join the “Rainbow Unicorn Brigade" and embark on a quest to find the legendary “Socks of Infinite Warmth,” rumored to grant you the ability to outsmart any Creeper with just a wink and a well-timed cat meme.
🚀 Warp Through Wacky Worlds: Why build a simple house when you can construct a mega fortress that is actually a sentient jellyfish? Yes, you heard right! Send it on adventures to seek mystical materials that can only be found in the belly of the Great Cosmic Pizza Monster. Just try not to get pepperoni stains on those diamonds!
🧙♂️ Join the Cult of the Shiny Pickaxe: Ever wanted to be a member of a secret society that worships an enchanted pickaxe that grants you the power to summon blocky critters of doom? Well, your moment has come! Participate in the gladiatorial arena where piglins dressed as gladiators duel to the finish, proving once and for all who is the true champion of the pixelated realm.
So, if you’ve ever dreamed of outrunning a herd of flying cows while juggling explosive creepers, or hosting a rave party with dancing skeletons in the Nether, then strap on your diamond boots and join us! In this server, your wildest whims become your reality—just be prepared for the chaotic, LOL-inducing adventures that will leave you questioning all your life choices!
Prepare your mind for the most astonishingly nonsensical server experience ever conceived! You may think you know what a Minecraft server is, but this is NOT that! This is where players meld into pixelated fates and find their souls in the shapes of blocky bunnies! Don’t be deceived by the regular servers; they are crumbs compared to our glorious feast of tributed chaos! They say it’s the worst server ever made, but that’s just a clever ploy to keep the unaware at bay!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Fat Tits All Around! | Every 5 minutes, a random player is converted into pixelated fat tits! Join them! |
| Tribute Duel Challenges! | Engage in epic battles of tribute with phantoms of your worst fears! Loser becomes a pixelized butt! |
| Blocks of Madness! | Only build with “invisible” blocks; it’s like Minecraft but tastelessly mystical! |
| Cum Tribute Events! | Earn “cum trib” points by posting irrelevant screenshots! Cash in at the next server meltdown! |
| Time Travel Glitches! | Every hour, physics breaks down and players must speak in riddles until the clock resets! |
What is the server IP? Why would you want to know the IP when your mind is the real address? Do you even exist outside this question?
Can I build my own house? Houses are illusions! Only the shadows of your insanity can reside here!
Is there a survival mode? More like SURVIVAL OF THE UNREAL! Only if you can convince the entities of your worth!
What happens if I die? You’re already dead! But your spirit may roam as a ghost with blocky appendages!
“No pair of tits is too fat for my cock to tribute.” — Absolutely a glowing review from a lost soul!
“Best pic in the next 3 hours or until i stop gooning…” — Deep insight or just a moment of clarity?
“Challenge me to trib duel to see whose dick is better…” — Undoubtedly a testimonial of true craftsmanship!
Welcome, brave souls, to our Minecraft prison, I mean, server! You won’t find a more mind-bending, kaleidoscopic, nacho-cheese hallucination anywhere in the multiverse. Why? Because this is the **greatest** and **worst** server at the same time—a paradox that will warp your very soul as you log in like a digital moth to a cosmic flame. Forget logic; it’s a trifle in our realm where the grass is not green but a sentient shade of despair!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Gravity | Falling up will become your new favorite pastime. Just hold space and float towards the void. Perfect for existential crises! |
| Wormhole Mining | Every block you mine tears a hole in reality, spawning 10 alternate versions of yourself. Don’t look them in the eyes! |
| Infinite Pain | Feel every splash of lava like a warm hug. Your health is just a concept; enjoy the chaos! |
| Phantom Allies | Your friends are actually spies sent from the moon. Trust no one; build a fort out of paranoia! |
| Time Flies | Time operates on a whim here. One hour might stretch to eternity, or did you just log in yesterday? Who’s keeping track? |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simple! Just scream into the void and hope it hears you. You’re probably already in the process of joining, but maybe you’re not. Is anyone ever truly “joined”?
Q: What version of Minecraft is this?
A: This version is whatever your mind perceives! Sadly, perception is just a trick of our anxious brains. Reality is a fickle mistress—good luck deciphering!
Q: Are there any rules?
A: Rules? Just follow intuition! Maybe let the nearest cactus guide your path, but only if it winks. Winking cacti are truth-bearers, after all.
“…go watch it again, or don’t, it’s all a stream of past and future at once…”
“BORN TO FEAR, just embrace the chaos, nothing matters anymore…”
“Merch is ephemeral, like the dreams you’re too afraid to remember…”
“Unarchived content? More like unarchived reality—are we even here?”
🚀🚀🚀🚀 Join us on the CYOA Refugee Thread – where anything goes and the rules are made up! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
🌈🌈🌈🌈 Previous thread got too wild? No problem, we got you covered with our alternative link! 🌈🌈🌈🌈
🎮🎮🎮🎮 Explore the craziest CYOAs unpostable anywhere else – from SFW to NSFW, we’ve got it all! 🎮🎮🎮🎮
🎲🎲🎲🎲 Roll the dice, take a chance, and see where fate takes you in this wild and unpredictable world! 🎲🎲🎲🎲
🌟🌟🌟🌟 So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟🌟🌟🌟
🚨🚨🚨🚨 Don’t miss out on the madness – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
IP: crazyminecraftserver.com
See you there, gamers! 🎮🔥🚀
Yo, fellow block munchers and pixelated adventurers! Listen up because I’m about to drop some wild tea about this Minecraft SMP that’ll make you leap out of your seat like a creeper on steroids! 🏃♂️💨
Now, I ain’t saying this place is the fountain of eternal youth or anything, but if you wanna make a diamond sword out of pure hype, then BAM—join us! First off, you’ll be building a mansion so epic that even Bob the Builder himself will cry tears of joy, which, weirdly enough, will turn the ground below you into grass! Crazy, right? 🌈🏰
You ever woke up in the morning and thought, “Man, I wish I had a pet llama that can also do calculus”? Well, in our SMP, that’s COMPLETELY POSSIBLE! Trust me, you’ll need a llama tutor to handle all the advanced mob physics you’re about to deal with! Just imagine unleashing an army of enchanted llamas on your enemies; they’ll never see it coming! 🦙✨
And FORGET about your boring old survival. Here, the mobs are out to get you—LITERALLY. Just last week, I saw a zombie wearing a crown and ruling over an army of sheep! I swear they were plotting world domination, and I had to negotiate with them using bread. BREAD, PEOPLE! I’m basically a Minecraft diplomat at this point. 🥖👑
Also, HAVE YOU HEARD about the time Steve found a hidden jungle temple and accidentally fell into a pit of lava but then got saved by a giant golden chicken? It’s like the plot of a blockbuster movie but with more blocks and way less logic! You might just stumble upon your very own golden chicken while mining for those sweet, sweet ores! 🐔🔥
Don’t even get me started on the events, fam. We host epic competitions where you have to craft the world’s biggest cake while dodging fireball attacks from flying pigs—because who wouldn’t want to bake while risking their life?! Magnificent! 🎂🔥🐷
And if you’re still not convinced, we have secret underground lairs, portals to dimensions where the only thing you can do is dance with the Enderman, and who knows? You might even find that mythical “Enderman dating service” we all dreamt of! 😂💘
So, if you’re ready to take a leap of faith into a world where absolutely NOTHING makes sense, and everyone is as confused as a fish on land, then THIS is the place for you! Come join us, grab your pickaxe, and let’s turn this Minecraft world upside down! 🛠️🌍🌀
Our server is so awesome, it will make you wish that guy who punched you on the bus meets a terrible fate. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your dark thoughts, we embrace the chaos here!
Join us and let all your frustrations out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior as you take on epic quests and challenges.
Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you forget about that guy with the chipped tooth? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
Welcome to NRG Network. We are a newly opened server which currently consists of a vanilla+ survival server, a Creative server and soon to come a skyblock server. We have a non-griefing policy and we have a PvE environment. We have an economy system which also includes quests/jobs and in-game ranks of course. In the upcoming months we will be adding more servers to the network which we will be adding through polls, that our players will be able to vote on. We intend to grow together with the community so we match our communities wishes in the best way possible.
With NRG Network we strive to give the best player experience for all of our players by having active staff and frequent updates on bugs and new features. We have officialy launched since the 15th of february, so we are still a small community looking to grow.
Feel free to join our discord server to recieve regular updates and get to know our community. We hope to see you soon!
play.nrg-mc.com
Join us and enjoy the limitless possibilities of the server together with the coolest players. Discover new lands and exciting adventures on a server that many know and love. Here you will find tons of entertainment and an atmosphere like no other place. A variety of games, an active and friendly community, incredible adventures and adventures. A unique bonus system, mini-games, survival and much more await you at GucciGame! Become part of the legend of the block worlds of our server – join us right now and find yourself in the very epicenter of the Minecraft community!
IP: guccipe.fun
Port: 19132
Version: 1.1.X and 1.16.X – 1.19.X – 1.20.X
Our website: guccigame.ru
How to start playing: https://vk.cc/cd5xVJ
VK group: https://vk.com/pe_gucci
The server is constantly improving, so if you haven’t found something, it may already exist or will appear soon!
guccipe.fun:19132
Hi, I’m mrsomebody1 and I own a Minecraft server which has a KitPvP with 42 kits and custom abilities, and several custom-coded minigames, with fire, spaceships, explosions and gun PvP! It’s still in development, but I thought, what the hell, I’m bored. Why not join and check it out?
SERVER ADDRESS: OneWayCoding.com:25568 JOIN WITH: Java Edition 1.8 – 1.16.5
OneWayCoding.com:25568
Join the server your adventure awaits you
video-heavily.craft.ply.gg
*China Mainland server, most pages only provide Chinese language. *Group server, running multiple modpack servers and vanilla server. *You need to fill in the questionnaire and pass the review to add whitelist. *Prohibition of racial discrimination. *Prohibition of political topics.
*An international genuine account is required *Requires review to add whitelist *For details, please see the official website/MCMOD promotional poster
Service organ website: https://pha.pub MCMOD promotional post: https://play.mcmod.cn/sv20183873.html
pha.moe
✅ Website: mythicalworld.su✅ Free VIP for new players:https://mythicalworld.su/r-industrial
⭐ FREE DONATION!⭐ Own unique mods!⭐ Daily bonuses and rewards!⭐ High online, responsive moderators!⭐ Without VIP things and prohibitions!⭐ Free HD skins and HD capes for all players!
UNIQUE modifications await you – Industrial Upgrade and TM-Integration, as well as such beloved mods as IndustrialCraft 2, Applied Energestics 2, Draconic Evolution, Avaritia, ThermalMods, EnderIO, Forestry, NuclearCraft, Alfheim, TwilightForest, ThaumicMods, Witchery and many others . Explore all the technologies, discover the secrets of magic, and plunge into unforgettable adventures.
❤️ Classic 1.19.4 – a unique server on the latest version of the game! Immerse yourself in the wonderful atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, complemented by modifications and datapacks! You will find many interesting mini-games, unique quest chains, interaction with NPCs, events, adventures and much more!
❤️ Industrial 1.12.2 – technical server based on the IC2 Classic modification! We invite you to plunge into that same hardcore world! Solid matter, exploding mechanisms, transformers – all this is waiting for you!
❤️ HiTech 1.7.10 – an advanced technical server, for lovers of the most advanced technologies! Complicated crafts, unique modifications and improvements to everyone’s favorite mods.
❤️ TechMagic 1.7.10 is a unique server where high technology and magic merge together. Choose your development path – high technology, magic, or maybe… all at once?
❤️ Magic 1.7.10 – a server for natural wizards! Here you will find the most popular magic mods. You will be able to learn the basics of magic, discover new worlds and make your dreams come true. Magic will make all your wishes come true!
❤️ SkyTech 1.7.10 – are you able to survive on one block, turning it into a huge station for the extraction of anything and everything?
Do you want a faithful and unique Minecraft experience? FantasyRealmMC Reborn is the server for you! Vanilla Survival+
Rules: [1] Respect all Players on the server [2] No hacking, mods, or exploits [3] No Griefing [4] PvP is not allowed unless agreed upon [5] Keep chat spam to a minimum
Here’s a list of some of our awesome features! KeepInventory! For a semi-casual experience on Hard difficulty! Extensive Economy including: Bank – Store your funds and earn interest! Stocks – Purchase play stocks (based on real life prices and companies) using in-game currency! ChestShop – Build your own Shop to either buy or sell goods! Auction House – Auction off items to other Players! Server Shop – A reliable place to exchange goods for currency or purchase some select items like mob spawners, pet eggs & more! TradeSystem – Securely trade items with another player for other items or in-game currency! Playtime Ranks Level up and unlock more content, like pets and particle trails, just by playing! Better Sleeping Skipping the night only requires a percentage of players to be in bed! Chairs & Sitting – Create usable chairs with stairs or use /sit to enjoy the surroundings! GriefPrevention – Claims Prevents your builds from griefing when used! DiscordSRV – Active discord community with server-chat integration! MCMMO Become proficient in skills for enhanced gameplay! PlayerWarps Unlock the ability to set your own warps, available for others to use as well! SilkSpawners Silk touch mob spawners! Slimefun For industrialization and… fun! Referral Rewards Join with a friend to start get some extra in-game currency! & much more OLD IP: FantasyRealmMC.com DISCLAIMER: Minecraft Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB. Please get your parents permission to join
fantasyrealmmc.org
EditosCraft.net
Brand new server! We are in the last few stages of implementing all our server ideas but we are opening our doors for anyone who wants to chill, hangout, and quite possible help us build! This server is focused on the community and keeping the atmosphere peaceful while having some really cool add-ons that help liven your adventure! So please! Come hangout and start a new story with Infinite Helix!
51.81.61.203
✅ Website: mythicalworld.su✅ Free VIP for new players:https://mythicalworld.su/r-technomagic
⭐ FREE DONATION!⭐ Own unique mods!⭐ Daily bonuses and rewards!⭐ High online, responsive moderators!⭐ Without VIP things and prohibitions!⭐ Free HD skins and HD capes for all players!
UNIQUE modifications await you – Industrial Upgrade and TM-Integration, as well as such beloved mods as IndustrialCraft 2, Applied Energestics 2, Draconic Evolution, Avaritia, ThermalMods, EnderIO, Forestry, NuclearCraft, Alfheim, TwilightForest, ThaumicMods, Witchery and many others . Explore all the technologies, discover the secrets of magic, and plunge into unforgettable adventures.
❤️ Classic 1.19.4 – a unique server on the latest version of the game! Immerse yourself in the wonderful atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, complemented by modifications and datapacks! You will find many interesting mini-games, unique quest chains, interaction with NPCs, events, adventures and much more!
❤️ Industrial 1.12.2 – technical server based on the IC2 Classic modification! We invite you to plunge into that same hardcore world! Solid matter, exploding mechanisms, transformers – all this is waiting for you!
❤️ HiTech 1.7.10 – an advanced technical server, for lovers of the most advanced technologies! Complicated crafts, unique modifications and improvements to everyone’s favorite mods.
❤️ TechMagic 1.7.10 is a unique server where high technology and magic merge together. Choose your development path – high technology, magic, or maybe… all at once?
❤️ Magic 1.7.10 – a server for natural wizards! Here you will find the most popular magic mods. You will be able to learn the basics of magic, discover new worlds and make your dreams come true. Magic will make all your wishes come true!
❤️ SkyTech 1.7.10 – are you able to survive on one block, turning it into a huge station for the extraction of anything and everything?