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PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	344
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Votes:	5474
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SearchCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Alternative, cybersecurity, data mining, Data Protection, digital espionage, government agency, information retrieval, internal search engine, internet browsing, internet search, Minecraft, nsa, online privacy, online search, online security, online surveillance, privacy concerns, search engine, SearchCraft, Server, Surveillance, useless

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Items Found:	2051
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! But be warned, the Golden Chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. Can you defeat them and claim the ultimate prize?

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Creeper Disco Club, where the music is explosive and the drinks are served in potion bottles. Just watch out for the Endermen breakdancing in the corner!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether and challenge the fearsome Dragon Queen to a game of chess. Rumor has it she’s a chess grandmaster with a fiery temper!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NSA when you can have this much fun?

Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crops Grown:	8284
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Animals Bred:	88	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	723326	Magic Items Found:	2482
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Votes:	5962
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

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netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	162

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

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Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	937518	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	3077

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	4107
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!