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Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	578993	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2409	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Votes:	2776
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ores Mined:	7475	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3255
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	278

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	4908
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	772
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!