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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3233 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 6740 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.
If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!