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NoXmasAtMyCraftHouse

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of hosting Christmas dinner for your ungrateful family every year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from holiday chaos!

Join our server and leave all your real-life family drama behind. No more dry turkey complaints or late arrivals – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun. And the best part? You won’t have to clean up any messes left behind by your virtual family members!

Escape the ringing in your ears caused by tinnitus and immerse yourself in a world where the only noise you hear is the satisfying sound of block-breaking. And if anyone tries to guilt-trip you for not hosting, just tell them you’re busy building a virtual empire.

So, ditch the real-life stress and join our Minecraft server for a Christmas celebration like no other. Who needs a traditional family gathering when you can have a virtual one with players who actually appreciate your hard work? See you in the game!

AustinSMPTheory – The Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Austin Theory, AustinSMPTheory, growth, Identity, introspection, mastermind, Minecraft, PERSONAL LIFE, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-exploration, self-identity, self-journey, self-perception, self-realization, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like the Austin Theory of your personal life – completely unpredictable and always keeping you on your toes!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while trying to mine diamonds, or if you’re up for the challenge of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.

So come on, don’t be a square like a block of dirt – join our server and let the craziness begin!

NoBedSharingAllowed

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with rock paper scissors! Join us for epic battles of RPS to determine who gets the best loot, the coolest skins, and even the comfiest beds in our virtual world.

Just like in the real world, sometimes things get heated over who gets the twin bed or the queen bed. But fear not, on our server, we have a fair and fun way to decide – rock paper scissors! No more arguments or tears, just good old-fashioned hand games to determine your fate.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for the best spots in our virtual realm. Will you be the champion of RPS and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left crying to your friends about how unfair it all is? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server – where rock paper scissors reigns supreme!

CraftyBrits vs RussianMods

Allies, ARMS, British weapons, Conflict, CraftyBrits, Defense, Diplomacy, Equipment, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military technology, Ministry of Defense, russia, RussianMods, sanctions, SECURITY, strategy, Ukrainian forces, WARFARE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces are using british weapons to battle it out in russia! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! watch as the ukrainian soldiers ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, while the russians try to defend themselves with exploding potatoes! it’s a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

MetaCognitiveMess

Accuracy, Awareness, belief awareness, belief contradiction, conservative weakness, Conservatives, conservatives study, contradiction, INFORMATION, information contradiction, judgment, Liberals, liberals study, metacognitive inefficiency, MetaCognitiveMess, political accuracy, political awareness, political beliefs, political information, political judgment, study

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	853	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN IF U WANNA SEE CONSERVATIVES TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BELIEFS. WATCH AS THEY STRUGGLE TO ACCEPT NEW INFO LIKE A NOOB TRYNA FIGHT A ZOMBIE WITH A FLOWER. COME FOR THE LOLZ, STAY FOR THE MIND-BLOWING DISCOVERIES. #BLOCKSOFTRUTH #CREEPINGCONSERVATIVES

CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Armed Highmates Edition! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons.

First of all, we have a DLC that is so worth it, it will make your head spin. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – totally epic. And don’t even get me started on the Book. It’s not just any book, it’s a meme book that will have you laughing for days.

Now, Dwarf Fortress may not be welcome here, but who needs it when you have Performance Fish and Rocketman mods? These mods will make your Minecraft experience out of this world.

And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just check out our pastebin for a list of must-have mods. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So come join our server, where the adventures are wild and the laughs are endless. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn while battling a dragon. It’s all possible on our server!

The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	6095	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Endless Night Skies:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!