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  • Stinky! Minecraft SMP

    Stinky! Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6638
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Emeralds Found: 7148
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StinkyCraft

    StinkyCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5587
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2079 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky smells in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to deal with any unpleasant odors again! Our virtual world is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and blooming flowers. Join us and say goodbye to smelly socks and stinky cheese forever!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn named Sparkles who grants wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Sparkles! Need a castle built in record time? Sparkles will make it happen! With Sparkles by your side, anything is possible in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the sweet smell of success and the magic of Sparkles! Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

    CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7193
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Animals Bred: 121 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

    So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlock Minecraft Server

    BorderBlock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6198
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mines Excavated: 2160
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Dragon Scales Harvested: 366
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchantments Applied: 172
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 366308

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be russian border regions under counter-terrorist regime as ukraine advances lol like what even is that but it’s so fun! you can be a secret agent sneaking around and trying to stop the ukraine advance with your minecraft skills. build secret underground bases and plan epic missions to save the day. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as spies and have top secret meetings. it’s so ridiculous but so entertaining, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy server. come on, be a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieCraft2022

    ZombieCraft2022
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 7628
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in block form. like, u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have on this server.

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken riding a pig. and then u team up with a group of llamas to defeat it. like, what even is happening, but it’s so much fun.

    and then there’s this secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing pandas who challenge u to a dance-off. like, who knew pandas could breakdance, right?

    but wait, there’s more. u can also explore a haunted mansion where u have to solve riddles to escape, all while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. it’s like a horror movie, but with blocks.

    so, if u want to experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft, u have to join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a party for ur brain, but with creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!

    Hotdog Water: Where the meat is rare, the gameplay is spicy, and the chaos is well done!
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8079
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/craftydisaster-redstone-fails-tnt-tales/">Minecraft Server</a>: Hotdog Water

    Welcome to Hotdog Water Minecraft Server 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Features: Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Resets: Vote for resets on Discord.
    Gameplay: No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules:

    • PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    • No cheating or hacking.

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    FAQ:

    Can I use mods on the server?

    Yes, mods are allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages.

    Are there any banned items on the server?

    No, all items are allowed for gameplay.

    Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

    The server can handle a large number of players, but it’s recommended to check for availability during peak times.

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  • ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7641
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 272
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market of enchanted golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama showdown?

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Get ready to dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

    TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9301
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

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  • DuplexDrama Minecraft Server

    DuplexDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1246
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fair living arrangements and crazy mindsets! Join us and experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual landlord over rent payments in our virtual duplex world.

    Imagine living in a 1800sq ft ocean view duplex for only $1200, but then having to deal with a roommate who thinks they should live rent-free because the other unit pays the mortgage. It’s like a virtual soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of negotiating with your in-game partner about moving out into a tiny 700sq ft apartment where you each pay $1k to a third party. Who needs real life drama when you can have all this in Minecraft?

    So come on in and join us on this wild ride of financial struggles, relationship drama, and virtual property management. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • WeddingDressDramaCraft

    WeddingDressDramaCraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 3139
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Star Shards Collected: 236
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Potions Brewed: 155 Dimension Hops: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual relationships and wedding dress disputes like never before.

    Embark on a journey with “Mark” and his stepmom as they navigate through the complexities of family bonds and wedding dress heirlooms. Will “Molly” ever come to appreciate the timeless elegance of the dress, or will she continue to throw shade at her stepmom for not having a college degree?

    Witness the epic showdown between Lucy and Molly as they battle it out for the coveted dress. Will Lucy’s conformity to traditional femininity win her the dress, or will Molly’s last-minute change of heart lead to a showdown of epic proportions?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama, wedding dress wars, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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  • Belarusian Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Belarusian Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5637
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4514 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Runes Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a self-proclaimed Belarusian president who is ordering Iskander missile systems and rocket artillery to be sent to the border with Ukraine FOR FUN!

    imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these powerful weapons in the world of minecraft! build your own army and conquer other players’ territories with these insane weapons of mass destruction!

    join now and be part of the craziest and most chaotic minecraft server ever! who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long?!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TankedUpInBerlin

    TankedUpInBerlin
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5417
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Russia’s Medvedev is threatened by it? well, look no further cuz we got tanks in Berlin, and guess what? they’re already in Germany too! join our server for a chance to see some epic tank battles and maybe even ride a tank yourself (in Minecraft, of course). who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join the fun and let’s show Medvedev who’s boss! #tanksondeck #minecraftmadness #russiawho

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  • Nicotine Analog Adventures

    Nicotine Analog Adventures
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 6965
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 421 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got more surprises than a box of chocolates on valentine’s day! lemme tell u a lil secret, our server is like a treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for u to dig in and claim ur riches!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the nether with all the mobs and lava pits! we got mini-games that will make u laugh so hard, u’ll forget about all the creepers trying to blow u up!

    and get this, we got secret hidden chests scattered all over the map, just waiting for u to find them and score some epic loot! it’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more explosions and less boring stuff!

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! who knows, u might even discover a hidden village full of friendly villagers who will trade with u for rare items! ain’t that just the cherry on top of the minecraft cake?

    New Minecraft Server
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