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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4616 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!