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  • Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

    Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6533
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

    Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

    Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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  • LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

    LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 760
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3339 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

    Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelRabbitHole

    PixelRabbitHole
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1368
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6629 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9391
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Votes: 9364 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

    BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5143
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Farms Harvested: 414
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HamCraftDaily

    HamCraftDaily
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8861
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Villages Defended: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4502
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

    rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

    we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

    Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4940
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6290 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Alathra: More Blocks, Less Drama – Just Like Real World Politics 1.20+

    Alathra: More Blocks, Less Drama – Just Like Real World Politics 1.20+
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1308
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 926808 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP: play.alathramc.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

    Website: https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    Custom Fishing Our latest uodate, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
    Towny Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
    Lore, RP & Worldbuilding One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story, which is bound to intertwine with the stories of others.
    Custom World The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch using a combination of tools to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. The world consists of continents separated by oceans and is divided into four temperature zones. Along with enhancements to vanilla biomes, the map also includes many new biomes such as red sand deserts, tropical beaches, calcite mountains, giant spruce forests, mangrove islands, prairies, steppes and more! There are also landmarks that can be found throughout the map including volcanoes, salt flats and underground rivers.
    Custom Plugins Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers who are consistently develop new plugins and features that give Alathra a unique feel that we guarantee you won’t find on other servers. Some examples include lockpicking, a custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, a fast travel port system, regional resources and so much more!
    Movecraft Movecraft is a plugin that allows you to create moveable ships, from small fishing boats to large Man o’ Wars! Fill your ships with chests for trade or line them with cannons for war. The version of Movecraft Alathra uses is also specifically written and configured to allow for naval combat.
    Brewing The Brewery plugin allows you to create many different interesting brews as well as the many custom brews that have been made by players. Become your town’s barkeeper! Experiment to see how many of hundreds of custom brews you can discover.
    Custom Mobs and Animals We have quite a few custom passive and aggressive mobs, including sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles and boars.
    Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes Recently reset our custom nether features uniquely created biomes and custom nether mobs including the Gargoyle, Nether Leech, Hell Hounds and Imps.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join the server, simply use the IP: play.alathramc.com in your Minecraft client.

    2. Can I create my own town or nation?

    Yes! With the Towny feature, you can create your own towns and even nations on the server.

    3. Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?

    Yes, Alathra has a strong focus on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own unique stories within the server.

    4. Are there unique features on the server?

    Yes, Alathra has custom plugins, custom mobs, custom biomes, and various other unique features that set it apart from other servers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NATO Head Minecraft Server

    NATO Head Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6778
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Trump is considering making us the head of NATO! Why, you ask? Because our server is so well-equipped for battle that even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us and become part of the most powerful alliance in the Minecraft world. Who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a warrior!

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  • Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP

    Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2108
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Farms Harvested: 754
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4986 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Emeralds Found: 3688 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of talking llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you can imagine. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of emerald-loving NPCs.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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  • HospitalDadMinecraftServer

    HospitalDadMinecraftServer
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 8568
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family’s group chat? Look no further! Join our server for some epic family drama and passive-aggressive messages that will make you question your relationships!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.

    And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?

    So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!

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  • SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine

    SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 2248
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Votes: 582 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉🎈Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time like no other! 🎈🎉

    🍰👰‍♀️Imagine this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wedding procession marches through your land! Yes, that’s right, we host surprise weddings on our server! Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet and find your in-game soulmate!👰‍♀️🍰

    🎂🥳And speaking of birthdays, we throw the most epic birthday bashes in all of Minecraft! Picture this: a giant cake made of diamonds, a fireworks display that lights up the night sky, and a special appearance by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on the celebration of a lifetime!🥳🎂

    🎊💍But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and enchanted items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land? Join now and start your quest for glory!💍🎊

    🎮So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the fun – your epic journey starts now!🎮

    New Minecraft Server
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