New Minecraft Servers 2025

now comedy Minecraft Servers

now comedy Minecraft Servers

  • CraftySingles: Swipe Right for Blocks

    CraftySingles: Swipe Right for Blocks
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2428
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the only one who truly understands how amazing you are? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally find your perfect match – yourself! That’s right, we have a special feature that allows you to clone yourself and go on epic adventures together. Who needs a date when you have yourself, right? Join now and fall in love with the most awesome person in the world – YOU!

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  • CraftyMileageHaus

    CraftyMileageHaus
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2159
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 159 Potions Brewed: 75
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Farms Harvested: 154

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you log onto this epic minecraft server and all the houses are like, used cars but for houses. they’ve got mileage on them, man! but don’t worry, it just means they’ve been around the block a few times, ya know?

    join this server for the thrill of living in a house that’s been places, man. maybe it’s been to the nether and back, who knows? but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored in a house with mileage.

    come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures these houses have been on. maybe you’ll find a secret treasure map hidden in the attic, or a portal to a whole new dimension in the basement. the possibilities are endless on this wacky server.

    so what are you waiting for? hop in your used house and come join the fun! who knows where this wild ride will take you.

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  • Konohaven: Where the only adults are the pixels on your screen! Join our Mature Minecraft Community now!

    Konohaven: Where the only adults are the pixels on your screen! Join our Mature Minecraft Community now!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8895
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

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    Konohaven Season 3 Overview

    Server Version 1.20.2 Fabric
    Server Location Eastern US (Virginia)
    Difficulty Hard
    Features Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled, Single-Player Sleep, Live Map (Pl3xmap), Optional Simple Voice Chat
    Economy Diamond based player-run shop economy

    Additional Details

    • Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment
    • Events and Challenges: Unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects
    • Custom Models: Custom items and hat models with lightweight resource pack
    • Community Based Server: Focus on playing and building together, players from US, Canada, and Europe

    How to Whitelist

    1. Join our Discord here
    2. Read the rules and requirements here
    3. Apply in the #whitelist-application channel to start the process

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    When did Season 3 start? Season 3 started on June 10 2023.
    Is it too late to join? No, you can join at any time and go at your own pace.
    Are there any paid ranks? No, the server is mostly vanilla with no paid ranks.
    Can I play on the server solo? Yes, you are welcome to play solo, but the focus is on community building.

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  • BeliefCraft Minecraft Server

    BeliefCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2578
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 87 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, day seventy five of believing, we offer a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participating in intense llama races where the winner gets a golden carrot trophy!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Disco Sheep.

    So why wait? Join day seventy five of believing today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • MineSillyQs Minecraft Server

    MineSillyQs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 9507
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4555 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into pure gold! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie pigmen burritos to your heart’s content.

    So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin!

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  • BraAndUndiesCraft

    BraAndUndiesCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1859
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being shamed for wearing a sports bra and underwear in your own bedroom? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from judgmental parents and their boyfriend drama!

    Join our server and build your own virtual closet where you can work on schoolwork in peace, without anyone yelling at you for taking an extra two minutes to put on clothes. And don’t worry, there are no mortgage payments required to enjoy the privacy of your own bedroom here!

    So come on over and let loose in a world where you can be yourself, whether that means chilling in your sports bra and underwear or building a fortress to keep out all the haters. You won’t be called a bitch here, unless you want to be, because this server is all about fun and freedom. Just make sure to leave the drama at the door (or lack thereof) and get ready for a wild ride!

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like your imagination when you’re stuck in a hot Indiana house with no AC. Who needs a door when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one sports bra at a time!

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  • ConvictedCraft Minecraft Server

    ConvictedCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 6499
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your past mistakes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all kinds of players, even those with a shady past! In fact, we encourage it! Who needs a clean record when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with us? Join now and let your criminal past be a thing of the past! Plus, our server is so wild and crazy, even Trump would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being president, that is)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!

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  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 2303
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 428
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Potions Brewed: 112
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4176 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you accidentally punched a tree in real life and expected it to drop wood? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for the most immersive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

    Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yeah, we have those too. They soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows behind them. It’s a sight to behold.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you read that right. Take down mobs with style and finesse as you wield this epic weapon of destruction.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin!

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  • Earth Warp Craft

    Earth Warp Craft
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 470
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Crops Grown: 2035
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this cray cray minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our server is so advanced, it actually takes into account earth’s movement when you go back in time. you could end up in the middle of the ocean or on top of a mountain, who knows?! it’s a wild ride, folks.

    not only that, but our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. you can team up with them to create the most mind-blowing chicken city the world has ever seen.

    oh, and did we mention the magical unicorns that roam the land? they poop out diamonds and rainbows, so you’ll never run out of bling bling.

    so come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest time-traveling, chicken-building, unicorn-pooping adventure of your life!

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  • NAVY SEALS | Naval Amphibious Base Coronado

    NAVY SEALS | Naval Amphibious Base Coronado
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6989
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

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    🔱NAVY SEALS🔱

    NAVAL AMPHIBIOUS BASE CORONADO

    “We train for war and fight to win…”

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    ⚓Who are the Navy SEALs? – Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1962, the Navy SEALs are a nimble, elite maritime military force suited for all aspects of unconventional warfare. In this role, you will provide immediate military relief in crises around the world.

    ⚓What is a milsim? – A MilSim, an abbreviation of military simulation, refers to live-acted simulation of armed conflict scenarios. The goal of this Minecraft milsim group is to replicate groups that spring from Roblox and their military simulator communities. Therefore, we attempt to perform as realistic as possible, trying to replicate the duties and struggles past and present have done for us.

    ⚓How is the team organized? – Platoons can be structured to operate as 8-man Squads, 4-man Fire Teams, or 2-man Sniper/Reconnaissance Teams, as required. It is this organizational structure that makes the NSW force light, mobile, swift, flexible, effective and virtually undetectable. Each platoon has a Navy Commander (O-5) in charge. A SEAL platoon consists of two junior officers and 14 enlisted. It is led by the more senior of the two officers, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3).

    ⚓How do I get started? – Simply fill out the application form. Answer as thoroughly as possible. Your probability to getting accepted is dependent upon how well-structured your sentences and explanations are, as well as the specific criteria involved. After your application is filled out, you are required to accomplish the following:

    • 1 event of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) Training• 1 event of SEAL Qualification Training• 1 event of Parachute Jump School

    *As soon as you attend your first event, you become a Seaman. When you accomplish all 3 trainings, you are promoted to Petty Officer 3rd Class [E-4]. From there, you will be put into a position and would be permitted to attend Navy SEAL missions.*

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    YOUTUBE VIDEOS:

    CQB (Close Quarter Combat) Training:

    https://youtu.be/zN-5OGCE1G0?si=hMNetluygxCNUe9A

    Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training (BUD/S):

    https://youtu.be/u83jSUGP1eI?si=auCTZfi4BrY3HTXr

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    DISCORD MILITARY GROUP LINK:

    https://discord.gg/RfEjCBCZXb

    KEEP NOTE: Server will be unwhitelisted during training times/events/missions, so it would be wise to join the discord for info.

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    “The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday…”

    navy.minekeep.gg

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