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CheapCraft DivorceWars

#venting, aita, attitude, brother, buy one get one free, Cheap, CheapCraft, coupon, denial, Divorce, DivorceWars, EMBARRASSMENT, Financial, gas, hygienist, Late, MONEY, pharmacist, reason, SIL, Stingy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	76	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stingy people in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where being cheap is a bannable offense! We don’t tolerate coupon-clipping, gas-saving, penny-pinching players here.

Join now and experience a world where you can spend your virtual currency without worrying about someone complaining about the cost of everything. Our server is divorce-proof, because we believe in spending freely and enjoying the finer things in life.

Don’t be like the player who got divorced because of their cheap ways, come join us and live a life of luxury in Minecraft! Remember, it’s not about the money, it’s about the fun!

SurvivalCraft Minecraft Server

Advancements, close calls, critical moments, historical dangers, historical hazards, historical resilience, historical threats, life-saving interventions, life-saving treatments, life-threatening situations, medical breakthroughs, medical progress, Minecraft, miraculous recoveries, miraculous survivals, modern medicine, near death experiences, near misses, overcoming adversity, Server, Survival, survival stories, survivalcraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills in ways you never thought possible! Have you ever wondered if you could survive in the wild west? Well, now you can find out! Our server takes you back in time to a world where cowboys roamed the land and bandits lurked around every corner. Can you outsmart the outlaws and stake your claim in this lawless land?

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to see if you could survive a zombie apocalypse? Our server has a special event where hordes of the undead roam the land, and it’s up to you to gather supplies and fend off the flesh-eating monsters. Can you build a fortress strong enough to withstand the zombie onslaught?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a time-travel feature that transports you to ancient civilizations where you must navigate treacherous jungles, decipher cryptic hieroglyphics, and avoid deadly traps. Can you uncover the secrets of the past and emerge victorious?

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the impossible! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re a true survivor in ways you never imagined.

CampCraft: WTF Moments

camp activities, camp counselors, campcraft, campfire stories, campfire tales, Childhood, Disturbing, experiences, Inappropriate Behavior, Memories, MOMENTS, NSFW, Outrageous, people, reddit, Shocking.., Stories, summer adventures, summer camp, teenage years, Wild, WTF

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Alright, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to experience a summer camp like no other, but from the comfort of your own blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your WTF/NSFW moments!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest and stumble upon a group of creepers having a wild dance party. Or maybe you come across a secret underground bunker filled with scandalous llamas trading diamond armor for emeralds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden lake where players can skinny dip under the moonlight while being serenaded by a chorus of zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a rare enchanted sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a summer camp experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen!

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, Comments.., controversy, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic communication, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic exchange, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, Embassy, foreign relations, government response, India, international diplomacy, international news, media reports, Minecraft, official statement, political tensions, Server, Ukrainian ambassador, Zelensky

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	20

so lyke, dis server is so lit dat even countries be summoning ambassadors over it. like, ukraine and india be all like “yo, we gotta talk about dis server, it’s too good.” and zelensky be like “oops, my bad, didn’t mean to cause an international incident over a minecraft server.” but fr, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so epic dat even world leaders be gettin involved. come join da fun and maybe start a diplomatic crisis or two, who knows?

PigHeadCraft

cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Espionage, Government, HACKING, Hacks, information warfare, intelligence agencies, international relations, online sabotage, pig head pictures, PigHeadCraft, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, Russian websites, security breach, Ukraine, Ukrainian Intelligence

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	351727
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy because Ukrainian intelligence is all up in there hacking Russian websites and replacing their homepages with pig head pictures! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join this server, maybe you’ll get to see some pig heads too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a pig into battle or something. So come on, join now and witness the madness for yourself!

BrainyCraft: Mindful Miners

brain activity, brain cognition, brain communication, brain complexity, brain function, Brain functions, brain mechanisms, brain mysteries, brain mysteries decoded, brain mysteries explained, brain mysteries revealed, brain mysteries unraveled, brain mysteries unveiled, brain processes, brain research, Brains, BrainyCraft, Cognitive science, knowledge, mindful, miners, neuroscience, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like having ur brain melted by insane adventures and crazy fun? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride for ur brain, but in minecraft form.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena. u gotta build ur way out of a maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil zombie chefs trying to eat u.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with endermen? yea, it’s a thing on this server.

so come join us and let ur brain explode with excitement and confusion. cuz who needs logic when u got minecraft?

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

HunterCraft Minecraft Server

26 years, action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, chapter, die before finished, FANTASY, Hiatus, hunter x hunter 2011, huntercraft, long wait, long-running series, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, rewatching, Server, SHONEN, Story, togashi, Two Years

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to finish Hunter x Hunter? Join our Minecraft server and take matters into your own hands! With our custom quests and storylines, you can create your own epic adventure and finish it in a fraction of the time it takes Togashi. Plus, rumor has it that Togashi himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get a sneak peek at the ending before anyone else! Join now and show Togashi how it’s done!

PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9632
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!