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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, PM Starmer, Politics, Server, solidarity, spokesperson, Statement, Support, uk, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, United Kingdom, Unity, unwavering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1821	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Votes:	5465
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

LOL YO, THIS SERVER BE LIKE SUPPORTING UKRAINE BUT IN A MINECRAFT WAY, YA KNOW? LIKE, WE BUILDIN’ BLOCKS AND FIGHTIN’ CREEPERS TO SHOW OUR LOVE FOR UKRAINE. OUR PM STARMEY’S SPOKESPERSON BE LIKE “YEAH, JOIN THIS SERVER, IT’S LIT AF.” WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS AND CREEPER EXPLOSIONS THAT’LL BLOW YA MIND. COME JOIN US AND SHOW YOUR UNWAVERING SUPPORT FOR UKRAINE, MINECRAFT STYLE! #BLOCKS4UKRAINE #EXPLOSIONS4PEACE.

HealthCareHavocMC

aid, Attacks, bombings, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, health care facilities, Healthcare, HealthCareHavocMC, humanitarian, International, Invasion, medical facilities, Records, Ukraine, united nations, violence, War, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! we have over 1,900 crazy attacks on health care facilities in ukraine since the invasion! but don’t worry, our doctors are all zombies so they don’t need health care anyway! join us for the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity of it all! who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have this wild ride? join now and experience the craziest server you’ve ever seen!

GilligansTourGuideIsland

1960s, Adventure, castaways, classic, comedy, Deserted Island, Gilligan, Gilligan’s Island, GilligansTourGuideIsland, Ginger, Lost, marooned, Mary Ann, Professor, Shipwreck, Sitcom, skipper, stranded, strange, tour guide, tv show

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9491
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s crazier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick! we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. They made everyone wear llama costumes and dance the llama dance for hours on end. It was a llama-pocalypse!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join the server and help us defeat the evil llama overlords. Together, we will build a giant llama-shaped fortress and ride into battle on our trusty steeds (which may or may not be llamas).

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Who needs Gilligan’s Island when you can have llamas, diamonds, and non-stop fun? Let’s get this party started, llama style!

SunCraft: Where Even the Sun is a Troll

age, Astronomy, chemical composition, magnetic activity, seismic characteristics, SIZE, solar age, solar age determination, solar composition, solar data, solar data analysis, solar discovery, solar magnetic field, solar magnetic influence, solar physics, solar research, solar research findings, solar seismic activity, solar study, Sun, Suncraft, troll

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, where the sun is made of CHEESE and the moon is made of BACON! we got crazy scientists who discovered that the sun’s magnetic activity makes it do the CHICKEN DANCE every hour on the hour.

we got important data like how old the sun is depending on what time you look at it. one minute it’s a baby sun, the next it’s a grandpa sun with a cane and everything.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the sun is always shining and the pigs are always flying!

ToRoNtO MaDnEsS Minecraft Server

Canadian city, changing demographics, city transformation, cultural evolution, cultural melting pot, demographic shift, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnic neighborhoods, gentrification, History, immigration, madness, Minecraft, multicultural, population growth, racial diversity, Server, social change, Toronto, urban development, urban history, urbanization

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Villages Defended:	17
Ores Mined:	7073	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated the bustling city of Toronto! But hold on to your maple syrup, because this place was majority white 30 years ago – now it’s a melting pot of all kinds of crazy characters!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!

But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.

So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Funhouse

AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, funhouse, Fuura Yuri, general, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mines Excavated:	1873
Alien Abductions:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on caffeine? Look no further than this server! Join us for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – because who wouldn’t want to mine and craft with a crew of virtual superstars?

Imagine building your base alongside Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or battling it out in epic PvP matches with Fuura Yuri, the mysterious Twitch legend. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans you’ll get into with Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and the rest of the gang. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).

So why join this server? Well, aside from the fact that you’ll be rubbing elbows with some of the coolest virtual personalities around, you’ll also get access to exclusive content, crazy events, and maybe even a chance to become a virtual superstar yourself. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a zombie apocalypse with Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of /pcgia/!

FridgeWars Minecraft Server

banning, campus, cleaning, Cruel, dorm, Food, Fridge, FridgeWars, Friends, kitchen, messages, Minecraft, perishables, public fridge, raw meat, roommate, roommates, Rotten, Server, stealing, Stolen, theft, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	747
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fridge drama is real and the stakes are high! Picture this: you log in to our server and find yourself in a dorm room with a shared fridge. But beware, for this fridge is no ordinary fridge – it’s a battleground for food wars!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for fridge space against unruly roommates who let their food rot and stink up the place. Will you be the hero who keeps the fridge clean and organized, or will you be the villain who leaves a trail of rotten veggies and raw meat behind?

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to ban a roommate from using your fridge, be prepared for the backlash of angry messages from mutual friends who think you’re the ultimate AH (that’s short for “Awesome Hero” in our world). Will you stand your ground and defend your fridge rights, or will you cave under the pressure of being labeled as cruel?

Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fridge drama, friendship betrayals, and the ultimate quest for food preservation. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

DadStepDadDilemma

aita, appreciation, blended family, custody, dad, DadStepDadDilemma, Divorce, family dynamics, father of the bride, Jealousy, recognition, relationships, Resentment, Role, stepdad, stepparent, thoughtless, Trauma, Wedding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and resentment just like in this crazy family story.

Just like the stepdad in this story, our server will try to fill the role of the “only server” in your life. But don’t worry, we won’t get mad if you still call other servers by their names. We understand that sometimes you just gotta stick with your #1 server, no matter what.

And just like the siblings in this story, you’ll have to choose sides and make tough decisions. Will you be the one to cause drama at your sibling’s wedding by only inviting one server? Or will you be the one to stand up to your stepdad and make the choice that’s right for you?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? So come on in and let the madness begin!

ScarStory Minecraft SMP

accident, Body, Experience, Fall, healing, injury, long tail tag, Medical, Memory, Minecraft, Pain, Recovery, scar, ScarStory, skin, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma, WORST

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to show off your battle scars! We want players with the craziest stories behind their scars, whether it’s from fighting off a horde of creepers or falling off a sky-high build. Who needs boring old scars from kitchen accidents when you can have epic tales of survival in our world? So come join us and let’s compare battle wounds while building epic structures together!

NoRespawnQuests

frustrating level, game challenges, game completion, game design, game difficulty, game enjoyment, Game experience, game frustration, game level, Game Mechanics, game obstacles, game progression, game replayability, Mission, NoRespawnQuests, replay value

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crops Grown:	6984

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old missions and levels? Well, look no further because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing with our outrageous missions and levels that will keep you coming back for more!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of derpy llamas who only speak in riddles. But beware, the llamas are known to challenge players to dance-offs before they reveal the pickaxe’s location!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the mission where you have to rescue a group of stranded villagers from a horde of zombie chickens? Yes, you read that right, zombie chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to peck your brains out, so be sure to bring your A-game and a bucket of fried chicken to distract them.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and insane missions and levels that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!