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KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Love Letters Sent:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Players Killed by Monsters:	6852	Void Gems Collected:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8972
Animals Bred:	108	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

StealMyStuff Minecraft Server

birthday gift, clothes, collection, confession, Confrontation, customized locket, Demand, Fault, Girlfriend, instagram, jewelry, makeup, makeup package, Minecraft, overreacting, screaming, Server, sibling conflict, stealing, StealMyStuff, Stepbrother, stepfamily, Yelling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of your stepbrother and his sneaky girlfriend stealing your stuff? Join our Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect all your precious loot! No more worrying about your stepbrother swiping your makeup or jewelry, you can keep it all safe in your virtual world.

On our server, you can even create traps to catch any thieves trying to steal from you. Build a maze of booby traps to outsmart your stepbrother and his girlfriend, and teach them a lesson they won’t forget!

Join now and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for your belongings. Don’t let anyone mess with your stuff, take control in the most epic way possible on our Minecraft server!

MILvsKids: The Ultimate Showdown

children, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, cultural norms, decorating, emotional impact, Fairness, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, generational differences, gift card, grandchildren, in-laws, MILvsKids, parenting, showdown, social etiquette, traditional values, Ultimate

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family cookie decorating competition? Look no further! Join our server where the stakes are high and the cookies are even higher!

We promise outrageous competitions where grown adults may end up winning over children, just like in that cookie decorating showdown. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure the kids get their fair share of the prize in the end (maybe).

Join us for a server filled with family drama, cookie decorating controversies, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

accomplishment, blockbusters, goal achieved, hard work pays off, life milestone, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, proud accomplishment, proud achievement, proud experience, proud life milestone, proud memory, proud moment, proud moment in life, proud of myself, proud personal achievement, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	619816	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano while riding a pig? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft daredevil. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can conquer virtual challenges like taming a dragon with a diamond sword while wearing a tutu made of creeper skins? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MineLifeGoals

balance, Contentment, definition, fulfillment, goals, good life, Happiness, health, joy, MineLifeGoals, Peace, prosperity, purpose, quality of life, relationships, satisfaction, spirituality, success, VALUES, wealth, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	4608
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is here to redefine what it means to live your best blocky life!

Join our server and experience a life filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Who needs a good life when you can have an EPIC life on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. That’s right, forget about defining a good life – on our server, you’ll be too busy living your BEST life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a good life when you can have a totally bonkers one instead?

RocketRaidersMC

aggression, airstrikes, Attacks, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, Terrorism, UAVs, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit af because we got Hezbollah shooting rockets and UAVs into Northern Israel. Like, who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have explosions and chaos all around you, amirite? Join now for a chance to dodge missiles while building your dream castle. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Don’t miss out on the adrenaline rush, join now!