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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 986 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Enchantments Applied: | 256 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!
From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!