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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5138 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter! plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! iron ore sinking below $90? pfft, that’s nothing compared to the madness you’ll find here!