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EyeRepair Inc. – StemCellSight
yo, yo, yo! come join our cray cray minecraft server where we take stem cells from your eyeballs and transplant them into your damaged eye to repair that shiz! we got 14 patients who tried it and like, 90% success rate, bro! you’ll be seeing like a freakin’ eagle after playing on our server, no joke! so come on over and let’s get those eyeballs poppin’! -
Nano Fat Blocker Server
haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle! -
BlueLaserCraft
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).
so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!
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Glimmer Shores: Where skeletons carry umbrellas and creepers wear sunglasses
Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server
Version 1.21 Java Edition Gamemode Survival Features:
- Claims
- Shops
- Trade System
Community Discord: Join us!
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the Glimmer Shores server? Simply connect using the IP address provided: Glimmershores.net Is the server regularly updated with the latest Minecraft features? Yes, we are committed to keeping the server up-to-date with the latest updates and features. Can I create my own shops and trades on the server? Yes, you can create your own shops and participate in the trade system on Glimmer Shores. What can I expect from the community Discord server? Our Discord community is a place to meet other players, share your creations, and stay updated on server news and events. -
SlopEraSurvivor Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.Our server is known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have found diamond armor in the most unexpected places, like inside a chicken coop or at the bottom of a lava pit.
But beware, there’s a mischievous player who goes by the name of “The Enderman Whisperer” who will steal your precious diamonds and leave behind a trail of obsidian in their wake.
If you’re brave enough to join us, prepare for epic battles against giant mutant zombies and spider jockeys that ride on top of skeleton horses. And don’t forget to watch out for the legendary “Creeper King” who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a green explosive one).
So come on, join us if you dare. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the madness begin!
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DoggoDisSeats Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people on public transportation? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where everyone respects your service dog’s space! We don’t discriminate against players with disabilities, visible or not. Plus, our virtual buses are always empty so you can sit wherever you want without any hassle. And if anyone dares to pet your virtual service dog, just put your foot in front of their head and problem solved! Join now and let’s build a world where everyone can ride the bus in peace, even if they “look blind” with a service dog. -
WeddingBlockParty
Are you tired of wedding drama? Looking for a place where you can escape the family feuds and enjoy a stress-free celebration? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can invite all your friends, family, and even that sketchy boyfriend your sister insists on bringing. We have unlimited guest slots, so no need to worry about making tough decisions on who to invite.
Plus, our server is drama-free! No more awkward family dinners or heated political arguments ruining your special day. And if anyone tries to cause a scene, we have virtual bouncers ready to kick them out (sorry, Tom).
So come join us for a wedding experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss. Don’t be the AITA of your Minecraft world – join our server today!
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StagnantCraft – From Cavemen to Moonmen
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s biggest questions while building epic structures and battling mobs! Ever wondered why ancient humans took so long to advance technologically? Well, on our server, we believe it’s because they were too busy trying to tame creepers and ride pigs into battle. Join us and uncover the secrets of the past while creating your own crazy adventures in a world where anything is possible! Who needs the moon when you can build your own rocket ship and explore the far reaches of our blocky universe? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through history and beyond! -
CraftyUkrainiansHideAndSeek
come join our epic minecraft server where you can hide from mobilization just like 800 thousand ukrainians! build secret underground bunkers, disguise yourself as a sheep, and avoid getting drafted into the army! but be careful, because the mods might catch you and send you off to war in the nether! join now for the ultimate thrill of survival and evasion!