We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide.
You can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle.
Who needs books when you can have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best jokes?
Join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own craziness!
Looking for a server where you can ride llamas into battle and tame dragons with bacon? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club, where the DJ is a talking parrot named DJ Squawk-a-lot.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or participate in a synchronized swimming competition with dolphins? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re a young Russian girl in a farming village, living a peaceful life until BAM! German soldiers come in and wreck everything, including your home and your poor mother. But fear not, because this is where your epic journey for revenge begins.
Join an all-female Soviet sniper squad and prepare to kick some serious butt on the frontlines of Stalingrad. Take down enemies left and right, all while building your own empire in the world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you live out a crazy story like this while also crafting and building to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!
ONCE, A PLAYER FOUND A SEMICONDUCTOR CHIP AND IT GAVE THEM SUPERPOWERS. NOW THEY CAN FLY AROUND THE SERVER AND TURN CREEPERS INTO KITTENS. TRUE STORY, BRO.
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHIPS AND CREATE A ROBOT ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. OR JUST MINECRAFT, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST, CHIP-TASTIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL DORITOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. YOLO, AMIRITE?
But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!
We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!
| The Eternal Region [SMP] | |
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| Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships. | |
| Invite Link | https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG |
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| A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here! | |
| Apply to Join! | We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure! |
| Our latest event was the Melody Hunt! | |
To join The Eternal Region, visit the Discord invite link provided above and follow the application process specified in the server’s rules.
The Eternal Region offers a true survival challenge with limited resources, a starting island spawn, and quality-of-life tweaks to enhance the vanilla experience. Additionally, the server promotes community engagement through events and player-driven decisions.
Yes, The Eternal Region is a whitelisted server for players aged 16 and older.
Yes, The Eternal Region has an instant rollback system to remove griefers’ blocks and prevent them from causing further damage to players’ builds.
Yes, The Eternal Region hosts community events like the recent Melody Hunt, where players can come together to conquer challenges and enjoy the game as a group.
We have pixelated babes waiting to be impressed by your vocal cords of steel!
Become the ultimate Minecraft heartthrob and make all the other players jealous of your seductive tones!
Who needs real-life fame when you can have virtual adoration from all the e-girls on our server?
Join now and see if your voice can make the pixels quiver with desire!
we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.
join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!
| Description: | A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged! |
Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.
| Custom Biomes & Structures | A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered. |
| Custom Items | Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience. |
| Thriving Economy & Player Shops | Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town! |
| Cosmetic-Only Store | Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here! |
| Mini-Games & Events | Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community! |
| Java & Bedrock Crossplay | Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun. |
| A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community | We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay. |
| Server Name: | Racoon Hideout |
| Version: | Play on any version! |
| Gameplay: | Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features |
| Crossplay: | Java & Bedrock supported |
Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.
Join us today and become part of something amazing!
Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!
See you in the Hideout!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!
Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!
Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!
So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!
But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!