NoVacayForHubby123 Minecraft Servers

NoVacayForHubby123 Minecraft Servers

  • NoVacayForHubby123

    NoVacayForHubby123
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2819
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 2171
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Crops Grown: 9126
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of vacations? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like those trips to Greece, Iceland, and Albania that your husband keeps taking without you knowing.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new worlds, just like how your husband explores new countries without a care in the world. Build your own empire and rule over it like a king, just like how your husband thinks he deserves a vacation every 2 years with his friend.

    Don’t worry about splitting bills evenly here, because on our server, everyone gets their fair share of diamonds and gold. And if your husband tries to sneak off on another trip, we’ll make sure to ban him for being too selfish.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is in the chat box. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9063
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Towns Built: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Potions Brewed: 187
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 642
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Votes: 6415 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimension Hops: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 518
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Potions Brewed: 168
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Animals Bred: 78
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 7929
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Dimension Hops: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2107
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 3493
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1106
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 1599
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ores Mined: 2740
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 2945
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Runes Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5999
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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