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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 924 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8037 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. LLAMAS. THAT TALK. IT’S LIKE A FREAKIN’ FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS PRINCESSES.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE YEN’S PURCHASING POWER IS LOWER THAN A MOLE RAT’S SELF-ESTEEM. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (MAYBE)