NotTheSharpestCraft Minecraft Servers

NotTheSharpestCraft

  • NotTheSharpestCraft

    NotTheSharpestCraft

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    🏗️🎮 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! 🎮🏗️

    Ever had those "Who even asked for this?" moments? Well, prepare for a wild ride as you dive into a world where common sense takes a backseat and hilarity drives the bus! Come join us, and get ready to witness the absolute comedic genius (or lack thereof) that our players bring every day!

    🧭 Why join this server, you ask? Let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

      • The Great Cow Tournament: Ever tried to ride a cow into battle? Our players did, and it escalated quickly into an epic showdown of “Who can make a cow wear a crown?” The cows didn’t exactly appreciate it, but we ended up with “Moo King” who commands respect and many confused villagers!

      • Explosive Expert Failures: One brave soul decided to create an automatic TNT launcher to impress his buddies. Spoiler alert: the distance between “point A” and “point not even in the same dimension” was covered in mere seconds, along with the entire server spawn point! The bedrock city is now a funny story told around campfires, minus the campfires ’cause they got obliterated too!

      • Helicopter Sheep! Who needs flying machines when you can build flying sheep? One enthusiastic player crafted “Air Baa-ds,” and let me tell you, nothing screams “aerial warfare” like fluffy critters soaring through the skies—until they all decide mid-flight that they want to “parachute” instead… directly into lava. Talk about a wool-burning experience!

      • The Unofficial Lava Floaties Competition: Remember that time your partner thought they could swim through lava? Yeah, we made a mini-games event out of it! Each contestant had to create the ultimate “lava floaty”—players once attempted to use hay bales, cactus, and even a giant falling pineapple! Only one floaty actually survived…but it was just a muffin. Don’t ask how.

      • The Curse of Broken Portals: Players have collectively put together a magical portal that leads to “Untruth World,” a place where everything is backward. The pigs fly, the Zombies wear sunglasses, and the diamonds look like dirt! Join us to help complete this groundbreaking expedition—after all, who doesn’t want a pet zombie that only does the Macarena?

    🚪 Join us today, if you dare! Get ready for epic fails, ridiculous laughter, and moments that will leave you questioning your choice of companionship when you were tasked with finding “the sharpest tool in the shed!” Spoiler: it probably won’t be you! Grab your pickaxe and prepare for a whirlwind of quirky adventures—bring your friend, maybe! You can gradually convince them they’re the sharpest tool after all! 😂🔥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gta in minecraft

    Gta in minecraft

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    Server IP: mc-rubius.net

    mc-rubius.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PhytonCloud

    PhytonCloud

    New Minecraft Servers

    PhytonCloud is a newly made faction server in need of staff! You must join our discord to apply! https://discord.gg/Tk8gHjb

    198.100.159.117

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Yesdogs Crafty Craft

    Yesdogs Crafty Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our new Survival Network for lag-free survival, with no nerfing of vanilla gameplay, and over a 1 million block radius of claimable untouched 1.19 land. We offer an advanced economy, with custom features, on a custom multi-server survival cluster that offers a seamless survival universe for all players. We haven’t deleted a chunk since 2016 and don’t plan to!

    • Full 1.19 survival experience • Lag-free survival with our custom scalable Survival Network • Global wallet across all networks • Land claiming • Universal homes, warps and teleportation • Access our Auction House from anywhere • Up to 16 chunk view distance • Nearly infinite land to claim

    play.yesdog.us

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • World Of Team

    World Of Team

    New Minecraft Servers

    OFFICIAL OPENING OF WORLD-OF-TEAM. WORLD OF TEAM IS A FACTION SERVER, WITH AN ECONOMY, NEW GRADES, NEW ORDERS

    g7.hmserv.eu

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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