NotSoSmart – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Yogi’s Not-So-Smart Server

Animal Behavior, cartoon character, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, Delusion, Dunning-Kruger effect, Evidence, false claim, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, iq, NotSoSmart, overestimation, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, self-perception, Server, smarter than average, theory, yogi bear, yogis

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Yogi Bear be runnin’ the show up in here! He be claimin’ he smarter than half his bear buddies, but we all know he just a big ol’ dummy. But that’s what makes this server so lit, cuz you never know what kinda shenanigans Yogi gonna get into next!

One time, Yogi tried to build a house outta picnic baskets, thinkin’ it would be the sturdiest structure ever. But surprise surprise, it fell apart faster than a Jenga tower in an earthquake! And don’t even get me started on the time he tried to tame a creeper thinkin’ it was a new type of bear. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well for ol’ Yogi.

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Yogi Bear himself, then come on down! Just watch out for those picnic basket houses, they ain’t as sturdy as they look.

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Organic Beef Land

animal welfare, Beef, conventional, Cows, environmentally-friendly, ethical farming practices, grain-fed, grass fed beef, healthier, high quality, Land, lean protein, local sourcing, meat, MINERALS, Natural, nutrition, omega-3 fatty acids, organic, pasture-raised, sustainable farming, VITAMINS

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the cows are always organic! we have the juiciest, most tender meat from our grass-fed cows that will make your taste buds do a happy dance. forget about boring old grain-fed beef, our cows are living their best life munching on the freshest grass in the land.

not only will you be supporting sustainable farming practices, but you’ll also be getting a healthy dose of vitamins and minerals from our organic beef. join us now and become a beef connoisseur in the world of minecraft!

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AngelsMC

AngelsMC, Community, Friendly, Friends, gameplay, group, Minecraft, Portuguese, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

ᴏ ꜱᴇʀᴠɪᴅᴏʀ ᴀɴɢᴇʟꜱᴍᴄ, ᴀɴɢᴇʟꜱᴍᴄɪᴄʀ ᴇᴍ ᴇᴍᴇᴍ ᴇᴍ ᴘᴏʀ ᴘᴏʀ ᴘᴏʀ ᴜᴍ ɢʀᴜᴘᴏ ᴀᴍ ᴀᴍɪɢᴏꜱ. ᴇꜱᴛᴇ ᴇ́ ᴜᴍ ꜱᴇʀᴠɪᴅᴏʀ ꜰᴏᴄᴀᴅᴏ ᴍᴏᴅᴏ ᴅᴇ ᴅᴇ ꜱᴜʀɪᴠᴀʟ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴊᴜɴᴛᴀ-ᴛᴇ ᴀ ɴᴏꜱ ɴᴏ ᴊᴏɢᴀʀ.ᴀɴɢᴇʟꜱᴍᴄ.ᴘᴛ!

jogar.angelsmc.pt:25567

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Pentacraft Sky server minecraft

1.7.10, bugs, high quality, high-tech mods, Industrial mods, lags, Minecraft, one block, PentaCraft, PvP, sky server

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

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Ethereal Pixel Paradise 1.21

931714520, 931714969, anyone, Dead, Ethereal, looking for, more of this, on/off girl, Paradise, PIXEL, Thread

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally lit with crazy builds and epic adventures! Plus, you might find that girl you’re looking for, who knows, right? Like, imagine finding love in a blocky world, that’s some next level stuff, man. Just hop on and see where the pixels take you, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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HomeSweetMineCraft Server

Boundaries, Childcare costs, Closing, cold feet, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, down payment, emotional turmoil, family, finances, home buying, HomeSweetMineCraft, long-term consequences, Marriage, Mortgage, Panic, real estate, red flags, relationship, Server, Trust

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy real-life story!

Imagine building your dream house with your significant other, only to find out they’re secretly chatting with their ex on Snapchat! Will you choose the house or the divorce ultimatum? The choice is yours in our server!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before! Plus, we promise no real-life divorces over virtual houses, we’re all about the fun and games here!

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ChunkCraft: Family Showdown

body image, Boost, Cardio, ChunkCraft, Confrontation, excessive eating, family, fast food, football coach, football players, Happiness, health concerns, healthy lifestyle, parental concern, self-confidence, showdown, sluggish, Son, stubborn hubby, Teenage Health, unhealthy habits, weight gain, weight loss plan, winded

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining weight is not just encouraged, it’s a requirement! Join us and follow our special “bulking up” plan to become the chunkiest player in the game.

Our coach will guide you on how to eat fast food, chug soda like it’s water, and bulk up like never before. Forget about cardio, we only believe in gaining those extra pounds to dominate the game.

But don’t worry, we have a plan to help you lose the weight after the season is over. Just like in real life, gaining and losing weight rapidly is the key to success in our Minecraft world.

Join us now and watch as your character grows bigger and slower, just like a true football player. Who needs agility and speed when you can have all the weight in the world?

So come on, join our server and let’s bulk up together! It’s not just a game, it’s a weight-gaining journey that you won’t forget.

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HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!

behavior change, daily routine, Habit, habit building, habit development, habit formation, habit tracking, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habit, lifestyle change, mindfulness, new habit, personal growth, positive habit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, surprising habit, unexpected habit, wellness, year

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I joined this year. It’s like, the craziest server ever, man. Like, one time, we had a whole event where we had to ride pigs off a cliff and whoever’s pig survived the fall won a diamond block. It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s this one dude on the server who built a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, why? I have no idea, but it’s hilarious. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig noises. Like, oink oink, bro. It’s so random and I love it.

But the best part is the admin of the server. He’s like a wizard or something, man. He can summon lightning storms and turn all the sheep into llamas. It’s insane, bro. You gotta join this server, man. It’s a total trip.

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MinecraftManiaTV

action, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Characters, Drama, Entertainment, Epic, Favorite, highly recommended, MinecraftManiaTV, must watch, plot twists, Popular, Recommendation, storytelling, Suspense, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series

Imagine a Minecraft server that is like the ultimate crossover episode of all your favorite TV shows! It’s like if Game of Thrones, Friends, and Spongebob Squarepants all had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.

Join this server and you’ll be battling dragons with Ross and Rachel, building epic castles with Jon Snow, and hunting for buried treasure with Spongebob and Patrick.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also haunted by the ghost of Walter White, who will trade you diamonds for blue meth. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where all the characters from The Office are having a dance party.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you live out your wildest TV show fantasies while also mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? It’s the most epic crossover event since the Avengers teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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RussianBoom Minecraft Server

bomb blast, consulate attack, consulate bombing, consulate emergency, consulate explosion, consulate incident, consulate security, device explosion, diplomatic crisis, emergency response, explosion, foreign relations, France, international incident, investigation, marseille, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian consulate, RussianBoom, security breach, Server, terrorist attack

Yo, imagine this: You spawn into our cray cray Minecraft server and BOOM, you’re greeted with explosions like at the Russian consulate in France! But don’t worry, it’s just part of the fun, we promise! Join us for a blast (literally) as you navigate through our wild world filled with surprises at every turn. Who needs boring old servers when you can have explosions and chaos at every corner? Come join the madness today!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

Deals, economic burden, environmental impact, environmental stewardship, ethical considerations, future generations, government policy, intergenerational equity, leadership stance, long-term consequences, national heritage, natural resource deal, political decision, public interest, public outcry, resource exploitation, Resource Management, Resources, social responsibility, Sustainable development, ukrainians, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

so like, u kno how ukraine has like, natural resources and stuff? well this server is like, the opposite of that. we got all the resources u could ever want, and u don’t even gotta pay for it!

join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.

come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.

so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.

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