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Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

Blocky Pride Palace

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we fight for trans rights in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we build a world where everyone is free to be themselves!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of transgender players banded together to create the most fabulous Minecraft kingdom the world had ever seen. With rainbow unicorns roaming the land and genderfluid villagers trading sparkly diamonds, it was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trans Rights Warrior, a mysterious figure who roams the land fighting off bigoted creepers and homophobic skeletons with nothing but a rainbow sword and a fierce attitude. Join forces with them and become a hero in your own right!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s show the world that trans rights are no joke! TRANS!

Hacjenda After W00rk: Where Minecraft Fun Never Ends!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Picture this: you come back to your humble abode after a long day of slaying dragons and mining for diamonds. You grab a delicious dinner made by our virtual chefs and settle in for the night. But wait, the real fun is just beginning.

You fire up a 2.5-3 hour podcast about RPGs on YouTube on your TV. As you listen to epic tales of heroes and villains, you also dive into the world of Darkest Dungeon 2 or Persona 3 Remake on your trusty Steam Deck. The podcast ends, but the party is just getting started.

You mix up some drinks with wódka (because why not?) and then fire up Dragon’s Dogma 2 on your PS5. You sip on your drink, slay some more monsters, and just have the time of your virtual life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for endless fun, epic adventures, and maybe even a few virtual drinks along the way. Trust us, it’s the life you never knew you needed. Join now!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, even Steve himself is jealous! Join now for a chance to mine with Lia the Diamond Digger, Utatane Nasa the Bedtime Builder, and Hakushika Iori the Deer Destroyer!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of blocks with Fujikura Uruka the Ender Dragon Slayer, Shisui Michiru the Creeper Whisperer, and Tenma Maemi the Redstone Queen!

And if that’s not enough, rub elbows with Pipkin Pippa the Pig Tamer, Kaneko Lumi the Lava Lover, and Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Zapper!

But be warned, if you can’t handle the heat of Jelly Hoshiumi the Blaze Brawler, Ember Amane the Nether Knight, or Remilia Nephys the Ghast Ghoul, then this server might not be for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together! It’s gonna be more fun than a pig riding a minecart!

Blocky Blingy Builders

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Votes:	4420
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Emeralds Found:	4221	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the graphics are so amazing that if you can name 20 good games with great graphics, we’ll give you a free diamond sword!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow, discover a secret underground city filled with treasure, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where moids are not allowed! Why waste your time dealing with boring moids when you can join a server filled with legendary players who know how to have a good time?

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to find the elusive unicorn horse that poops out golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the mythical Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness this majestic creature busting out some sick moves while you battle it for the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted leprechaun boots that make you jump 100 blocks high.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to moids and hello to a world of insanity and laughter on our Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
New Chunks Explored:	868952	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

Pasta Poetry PVP: Where Dante’s Inferno meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the poetry of Italian poets from the 13th century comes to life in pixelated glory! Join us and experience words that glow like burning coal as you explore our virtual world.

Legend has it that these ancient poems were actually written in your soul and are now waiting for you to uncover their secrets. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deep and meaningful?

Come join us and embark on a journey that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poetry and Minecraft. Trust us, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!