NoTipNoTipNoTip Minecraft Servers

NoTipNoTipNoTip Minecraft Servers

  • NoTipNoTipNoTip

    NoTipNoTipNoTip
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6513
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magic Items Found: 8746
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3507
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

    But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

    But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

    Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3995
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Potions Brewed: 56
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

    Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2757
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 8944
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5285
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 9219
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7702
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8324
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Potions Brewed: 190 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7257
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Falling into the Void: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4296
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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