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Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

screen time, Updates, Minecraft, Compulsive, information overload

Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

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PyonCraft Server

MV, community watchalongs, Kikikore, Related places, last thread

Welcome to the Dragon deez nuts edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who is passionate about animals and champyons!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of building your own champyons in our /pyon/craft server – Get exclusive access to Kiki’s ASMR collection for ultimate relaxation – Explore Kiki’s World Tour and embark on crazy adventures with her – Play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and survive the chaos – Test your skills in the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath) – Battle it out in the Super Champ Bros SMB rom hack for ultimate glory

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience with Kiki and her amazing community. See you in the game!

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LinkedinStalker69

digital communication, STALKING, online interactions, professional networking, online presence

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where you can, like, stalk people’s profiles and they wouldn’t even know it! It’s like being a secret agent but in Minecraft! You can watch them build stuff and mine diamonds without them even knowing you’re there. It’s like LinkedIn but for Minecraft! Join now for the ultimate spy experience and creep on people in a totally not creepy way. It’s like being a ninja but in block form. So come on, join us and become the ultimate Minecraft stalker!

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HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

glitch-free, Reliability, HaikuCraft, incident-free, OPERATIONs

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

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TeaseCraft Minecraft Server

pervert, TeaseCraft, reddit, horny, Discreet

Are you tired of just being a tease for attention without ever intending to have gay sex? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of leading multiple players on at once, just like you do on 4chan and reddit.

Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!

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ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

online etiquette, response time, Communication, productivity, efficiency

sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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PixelPyon Minecraft Server

vrt, Kiki, last thread, Uoh, Aussie

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba! Build your own champyons and explore Kiki’s world filled with animals and creativity. Need a break from mining? Check out our Kiki ASMR collection for some relaxation or play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD for a chaotic twist. Don’t miss out on our Super Champ Bros rom hack or the Kiki RPG demo – it’s a wild ride! Join now for a chance to meet Kiki herself in-game and experience the madness firsthand. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting on this epic server!

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PyonCraft Minecraft Server

Uoh, Freak, Notifications, socials, #clip channels

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba!

Join our server for a chance to meet Kiki’s champyons and explore her world filled with animals and crazy adventures. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Check out Kiki’s ASMR collection for some relaxation or download “A Comfy Morning with Kiki” alarm to start your day off right.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Kiki’s Creative Corner where you can listen to Kikikore music, watch animations, play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD, or even try out the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath). And if that’s not enough, challenge your friends to a game of Super Champ Bros, a SMB rom hack created by none other than Kiki herself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness and fun that only Kiki can provide. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wild and wacky community!

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Crafty AF

Agencies, pic rel, kill myself, Interest, short notice

>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

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Squeek’s Minecraft Server

Schedule, Notifications, reconnect, Play, Discord

https://www.twitch.tv/squeekemsThis server is only live while I am! It is a classic 1 hour deathban server. If anyone dies on the server, they are banned for an hour. I am not immune to the deathban. Come find and kill me if you so desire. It has happened once before! xD

https://discord.gg/WyzgE3j6b8Join my Discord for an updated schedule and to receive notifications for when I go live. I stick to the week-of schedule I post every Sunday. You will have every opportunity to plan to play along with everyone else! Deathbans are wiped every stream so you should be able to reconnect right at the beginning of my stream even if you died right at the end of my last stream. 😉

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