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HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Votes:	2862
Animals Bred:	156	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

CraftyRefugees

aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7379
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.

OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!

1.21, acceptance, apply, banned, Community, crystal, Discord, elytras, end crystals, ender pearls, Fun, Grinding, Join, LifeSteal, Myth, netherite, new players, process, PvP, Respawn Anchors, Riptide Tridents, rules, smp, totems of undying, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	PvP
Prohibited Items	Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras
Unique Features	Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun

If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use totems of undying on the server?	No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server.
Are netherite items allowed?	No, netherite items are not allowed on the server.
Can I use ender pearls for PvP?	No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server.
Is there a specific process for joining the server?	Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants.

SnackAttack Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Votes:	1387	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!

PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP

120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4891	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	146
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1481
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!