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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	8698

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3207	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mines Excavated:	3403
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6938
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

blocktopia, Crafting, deep meaning, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, finding meaning, inner fulfillment, introspection, laughs, Life, life’s journey, life’s purpose, life’s significance, personal philosophy, philosophical reflections, profound insights, purpose of existence, real meaning of life, searching for truth, Self Discovery, self-realization, Soul searching, spiritual quest

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mines Excavated:	3994	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!

DroneCraft: Russia vs Romania

airspace, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, DroneCraft, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, Military, Monitoring, nato, response, Romania, russia, Russian drones, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, VIOLATION

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got russian drones flyin around in Romania, like wut?? u can build ur own drone army to take them down or just chill and watch the chaos. also, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. join now before the drones take over the whole server, bro!