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MatchCraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	192
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	334
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	244
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

addiction, Crafting, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug crisis, drug culture, drug education, drug epidemic, drug misconceptions, drug overdose, drug prevention, drug problem, drug rehabilitation, drug statistics, drug stigma, drug treatment, drug use, drug users, Drugs, HIGH, substance abuse

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid imaging, Analyzed, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, cognitively unimpaired adults, developing disease, Edition, family history, genetic predisposition, increased amyloid, increased risk, long tail tags, Maternal inheritance, Medical research, MomCraft, MOTHERS, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, researchers, Symptoms

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, github, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Previous thread, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Vanilla edition is so wild, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on a trampoline!

Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the craziest creations and mods that will blow your mind! Previous players have reported seeing flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a diamond armor-wearing chicken riding a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will have you crafting like a pro in no time. Need help? No worries, just check out our helpful links and you’ll be building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

base, cryptocurrency, ETH, FinalKraft, Financial Advice, financial strategy, get rich, high reward, high risk, investing, market trends, meme coins, meme economy., meme investing, memes, Minecraft, passive income, portfolio diversification, risk management, Server, SOL, speculative investments, wealth building

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of your meme investments flopping faster than a fish out of water? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme investment platform! Our memes are so fire, they’ll make Elon Musk jealous. From Doge to Pepe, we’ve got it all covered. And the best part? Our memes never dump, they only moon! Join our server now and watch your meme portfolio skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Who needs SOL and BASE when you can invest in memes on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a meme millionaire!