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Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

CloverCraft SMP: Shounen Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, black clover, brotherhood, CloverCraft, Competition, deconstruction, determination, FANTASY, friendship, Jjk, Magic, mha, Perfection, power, Rivalry, Shenanigans, Shounen, Shounen formula, smp, strength

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the best parts of Black Clover, the perfection of the Shounen formula, mix it with JJK, the deconstruction of the Shounen formula, and throw in a little MHA for good measure (because who knows what that even is)!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest materials, battle against mobs with insane powers, and build the most jaw-dropping bases you’ve ever seen.

But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the world where you can find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

SibSquad-FreeZone

blended family, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family growth, family healing, family love, family memories, family perspective, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, family understanding, half siblings, Resentment, sibling rivalry, SibSquadFreeZone, stepfamily

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	565
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more chaos and craziness than you can handle.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your half siblings are actually creepers trying to blow up your house. Or where your parents spawn in as zombies and chase you around for not doing your chores. It’s a family dynamic like no other!

We promise a virtual experience that will make you grateful for your real-life family drama. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness unfold!

RuleBreakerCraft

consistent defiance, consistent rule breaking, daily habits, defiance, Disobedience, everyday disobedience, everyday rule breaking, habitual defiance, habitual rule breaking, nonconformity, norm defiance, norm-breaking, rebellious behavior, routine disruption, routine rule breaking, rule bending, rule breaking, rule defiance, rule flouting, rule violation, RuleBreakerCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is to break rules! That’s right, we encourage you to break as many rules as possible and cause chaos in our virtual world.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, or create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. The crazier, the better!

We even have a special event every week where players compete to see who can break the most rules in the most creative way. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of solid gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and rules are meant to be broken, come join us and let your imagination run wild!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

bodies retrieved, Captivity, Conflict, Crisis, families mourning, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, hostages released, International, Israeli hostages, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, political tensions, Server, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

OMG SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE LITERALLY ON FIRE BECAUSE WE GOT A VOLCANO SPAWN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SPAWN POINT. IT’S LIKE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST BUT WITH LAVA.

ALSO, WE GOT THIS CRAZY STORYLINE WHERE THE PLAYERS ARE ACTUALLY SECRET AGENTS TRYING TO RESCUE ISRAELI HOSTAGES FROM A MINECRAFT VERSION OF GAZA. YOU GOTTA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE TERRORISTS AND NAVIGATE THROUGH MAZES FILLED WITH TNT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY TIME YOU RESCUE A HOSTAGE, YOU GET A SPECIAL POWER-UP LIKE INVISIBILITY OR SUPER SPEED. IT’S LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE BUT IN BLOCKY FORM.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST ADVENTURE IN MINECRAFT HISTORY, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS WATCH OUT FOR CREEPERS IN DISGUISE.

BlazeCraft: Ukrainian Drone Edition

10. Conflict, 11. Destruction, 12. Emergency, 13. International news, 14. War, 15. Military, 16. Security, 17. Crisis, 18. Damage, 19. Oil industry, 2. Russian, 20. News coverage., 3. Oil depot, 4. Ukrainian, 5. Drone attack, 6. Third day, 7. Massive fire, 8. Russia, 9. Ukraine, BlazeCraft, drone, Edition, Fire, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

LOL come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for building! Just like that crazy Russian oil depot, our server is always lit with excitement and chaos. Our Ukrainian drone attacks are just friendly competitions to see who can build the biggest and baddest creations. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun! Join now and let the madness begin!

HoneyCraft: Sweet Cure for Cancer

Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, anti-cancer, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer treatment, complementary therapy, cure, ER-positive, estrogen receptor, health benefits, holistic healing, HoneyCraft, immune system support, Manuka honey, medicinal properties, mice study, natural remedy, Nutraceutical, organic, side effects, SWEET, tumor growth, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	709765

lol u wont believe it but dis minecraft server is like da manuka honey for ur soul. it will reduce ur stress levels by 84% and make u feel like ur on cloud 9. u wont even believe it but it will make ur minecraft skills grow like crazy, just like how it reduced tumor growth in mice. and get dis, it wont affect ur normal brain cells, only make u smarter and more epic. join now and experience da magic of dis server, ur brain will thank u later.

Villager Wars: The Vanilla Chronicles

battling mobs, building, challenge, Cheats, Chronicles, Code, Creative mode, dive in, EARNED, Exploring, Friends, invite, Join, Minecraft, Old fashioned, Realm, Realms, Survival, True, Vanilla, villager, Wars, world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	2246	Votes:	8734
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival
Cheats	No
Creative Mode	No

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on this server?	No, cheats are not allowed on this server. It is a true survival experience.
Is creative mode available on this server?	No, creative mode is disabled to maintain the challenge of survival gameplay.
How can I join this realm?	You can join using the realm invite link or entering the realm code in the Minecraft client.

GoldenCougarHangout Minecraft Server

Book Clubs, DATING, fat, finding love, FLIRTING, GoldenCougarHangout, love, mature singles, mature women, meeting older women, meeting people, Minecraft, older dating, older singles, Older Women, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social events, socializing, unmarried, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1859

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and meet older women who are just waiting for a young stud like you to come along! Our server is filled with unmarried, fat ladies who are ready to shower you with gifts and attention. Who needs diamonds when you have a sugar mama to take care of you? Join now and start flirting with the ladies at our virtual book clubs and workplaces. It’s easy mode when you have a whole army of older women on your side!

PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

arrested, arrested for being alone, arrested for being different, arrested for being incel, arrested for being weird, arrested for incel behavior, arrested for incelwalking, incel, incel community, incel culture, incel movement, incel rights, incelwalking, Minecraft, normies, pub, pub full of normies, PubCrawlPunisher, Scared, smp, social awkwardness, social outcast

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8886	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!