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BlockBlingCraft

accolades, Admiration, affirmation, Affirmations, appreciation, Approval, BlockBlingCraft, compliments, encouragement, flattery, kind words, kudos, positive comments, positive feedback, praise, recognition, validation, words of praise

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!

Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.

CraftyKyivDronez

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyKyivDronez, Defense, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, international relations, Military, Military operations, Moscow, political tensions, Russian facilities, SECURITY, strategic targeting, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Emeralds Found:	975	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PostMenopausalCraft

coronavirus, Covid-19, health outcomes, Healthcare, infected patients, lasting symptoms, Long Haul, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical study, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-COVID, post-infection symptoms, postmenopausal women, PostMenopausalCraft, research, survey, Symptoms, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Farms Harvested:	940	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm

BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

BisqueCraft, CHAPTERS, Character development, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, high school, long tail tags, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pure romance, relationships, romance, school life, seggs, Server, slice of life, sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru, Wholesome

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).