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Eternal Void Minecraft 1.20.2

Despair, feeling helpless, slow suffering, life and death, nothing matters

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

You’ll be mining for days, finding treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos.

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like party animals on steroids, ready to dance with you all night long.

Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!

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Dream Life Minecraft Server

deep, Dreamlike, Impermanence, Minecraft, philosophical musings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and everything is a wacky dream! Join us as we explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where cows could tap dance and zombies could breakdance. They laughed, they cried, they built a house made entirely of cheese. It was a wild ride, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for knitting scarves. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon in a knitting contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where nothing makes sense and everything is possible. Because in this crazy dream of a world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

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Tomboy Anime Minecraft Server

CONFIDENT, Minecraft, Server, Cool, TOUGH

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their trusty sidekick on all their adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to bust a move when the sun goes down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

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i O S deleted all the nudes this chick sent me over a 2 year period Minecraft SMP

solution, bros, Period, smp, Mac message history

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even our message history has a mind of its own! Forget about deleting nude pics, here the only pics that disappear are the sexy ones! It’s like a mysterious force is playing a prank on us, but hey, who needs sexy pics when you have epic adventures awaiting you in our server?

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what will disappear next in our message history. Will it be a cute puppy pic or a hilarious meme? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mystery of the disappearing pics together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way. Just remember, pic not related…or is it? 😉

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Boomer-Free Minecraft Server

societal issues, violence, mental health, Ageism, Hate Speech

Are you tired of all those pesky boomers hogging all the diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to take matters into their own hands! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on a quest to commit a mass shooting against those boomers who have been hoarding all the resources. With epic PvP battles and explosive TNT raids, this server is not for the faint of heart. So if you’re ready to shake things up and show those boomers who’s boss, join us now and let the chaos begin!

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Futa Wife Minecraft SMP

desire, FANTASY, Transgender, LGBTQ, futa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the main goal is to find yourself a futa wife! That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, the real challenge is finding that special someone with a little something extra down there.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious hijinks. From a talking cow who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of villagers who have formed a boy band, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make him laugh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with futa wives, talking cows, and diamond llamas. It’s guaranteed to be an experience you’ll never forget!

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Really7D7TDTBD.aternos.me Minecraft server

Safe, Fun, Minecraft, Anarchy, INTERESTING

Hello, go to the server, it’s safe and Anarchy will be interesting!

Really3D3TDTBD.aternos.me

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Crafty Kim’s Minecraft Server

student diversity, North Korean students, international education, student migration, cross-cultural communication

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where North Korean students are actually secret agents spying on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know who’s watching you! Join now for a thrilling experience filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of Kim Jong-un cosplay. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy world where anything can happen, including unexpected visits from Dennis Rodman. Join today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky North Korean-themed Minecraft server!

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Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP

discussion, 4chan, forum moderation, community guidelines, Minecraft

Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!

Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!

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Fantasy Tech Minecraft Server

farming techniques, Universe, artist, Writer, muskets

Are you tired of boring old fantasy servers where magic is the only thing that exists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect blend of magic and technology!

Join us for epic battles between wizards and cyborgs, where you can cast spells while riding a rocket-powered unicorn. Need to harvest crops? Forget about traditional farming techniques, just use your magic wand to create a bountiful harvest in seconds.

But beware, as technology advances, so does magic. Who knows what kind of insane inventions players will come up with next? From laser swords to flying broomsticks, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where magic and technology collide in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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