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Minecraft SMP: TickleMyIZombie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Farms Harvested:	206	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

MineCraftInfluencer

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the most influential people in the Minecraft universe – from Steve to Herobrine to even the elusive Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited diamonds and bragging rights for eternity. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

YazidiCraft: Swedish ISIS Slayer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	9274	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Swedish women out here charging over ISIS torture of Yazidi women and children in Syria! Like, who knew Minecraft could get this intense, right? Join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret torture chambers (jk, we don’t actually have those…or do we? 😉). So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Brain Boosting Exercise

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should! first of all, did you know that playing on our server actually makes your brain connections stronger? yeah, it’s like a workout for your mind, dude!

imagine mining for diamonds and building epic structures while also becoming a genius. sounds pretty rad, right? plus, we have this crazy story about a player who found a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

if you wanna be part of the most mind-bending minecraft experience ever, then you gotta join our server. who knows what kind of insane adventures and brain-boosting fun you’ll have? come on, don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

Flag Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ores Mined:	5087
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has more flags than a United Nations conference, more rings than a Sonic the Hedgehog game, and more bridges with LED lights than a futuristic city!

Join us and you’ll be so entertained that you’ll forget about the days (or weeks) of mourning you spent on those other lame servers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why Don’t Female Protagonists In Games Have Interesting Designs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	5686	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Tired of playing as yet another boring, generic female character in games? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our female protagonists are anything but bland – from warrior princesses riding dragons to quirky inventors with a love for explosions, our server is filled with unique and exciting female characters that break the mold. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and a whole lot of girl power! Who needs another “bald white man” when you can be a badass babe in our world?

NaziMassacre83MC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

hey u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well u gotta join this cray cray server where we have a party every day to celebrate the 83rd anniversary of a nazi massacre in ukraine! yasss, we know how to turn a tragic event into a lit party! come join us for some epic builds, insane pvp battles, and maybe even a dance off with hitler himself (jk, he’s not really there… or is he?). so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make history… or at least pretend to!

OKOK-GRIEF Grif we are all happy ♥♥ Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

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Blocky Brigade – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Items Found:	7568
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you leading your squad of blocky AI to their doom over and over again? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate World War II FPS experience where you can watch your pixelated comrades fall in battle while you laugh maniacally.

But that’s not all! Our server has a roadmap that will blow your mind, a community resource that will have you saying “wow, I didn’t know Minecraft could do that”, and a weapons list that will make you want to trade in your diamond sword for a vintage rifle.

And don’t even get me started on our current battle pass – it’s so epic, even Herobrine is jealous. Plus, we have a running event that involves the NKVD because who doesn’t love a little Soviet secret police action in their Minecraft game?

But wait, there’s more! We have a test server live until September 30th where you can try out the latest updates, including a new class called Guerrilla that will have you sneaking through the blocky jungle like a pro. And don’t forget about our animation improvements – your Steve will never move the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft World War II FPS you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it).